Avec Un Peu D'amour

EEEEKKKKKKK FJFKDKDKGJS

^ guy

gravity falls is so funny through robbie's pov

>be me, 15 year old emo in a bumfucknowhere town

>lives in a funeral home. my parents embalm bodies twenty feet and an entire wall away from where we cook dinner

>have a friend i want to be my girlfriend

>she starts hanging out with her boss' (???) twin niece and nephew outside of work hours even though they're like in elementary school

>friend becomes your girlfriend

>weird shit happens around these twins. conscience store ghosts, a weirdly pixelated adult man beating you up, your dirt bike gets stolen, your girlfriend's boss and his nephew make your gf break up with you???

>gets memories erased at some point

>suddenly in love with only other female friend, like instantly in love and it's like this came out of nowhere but she's so perfect and you loooooove her it's so great don't question why there's a part of you that doesn't remember ever actually falling in love with her. also those fucking twins had something to do with this again.

>apocalypse happens

>mfw im apparently part of a secret key of people that can save the world by holding hands but it gets fucked up last minute by your ex's boss fighting with his twin over grammar (did he always have a twin?? why are there so many twins??)

>the ritual you were a part of failed. you were supposed to be a special person and part of saving the world but nope. that failed.

>get turned into a statue

>apocalypse ends and you have no clue how or why

>things like immediately go back to normal

>still with girl you don't remember falling in love with

>the twins just fucking. leave the town. and now there's two of your ex girlfriend's bosses around. no one ever explains how or why any of this has happened. you still live in a funeral home.

The mountain goats tag us SO REAL 😭😭😭

Girls when the dull pain that they live with isn't getting any duller

The pilot episode of M*A*S*H, the first episode of the first season was broadcast on September 17, 1972

Hawkeye you can't just say that

(probably) All the times the nickname Sixer is used for Ford by Stan and Bill

it came a long way from only being used twice in the actual show

seven times by stan (EDIT: eight actually forgot about the in-character commentary)

EDIT: "Y'know, I suppose Sixer might be able to make some sorta drill that could get me back down to the dinosaur cave with some real attractions." - Land Before Swine Commentary

seven by bill

once by the hand witch

and once by ford himself

Drawing ford a little chubbier than the canon… it’s good for the soul… trust

^literally what it feels like to be in bed rn

You don't remember what they look like?

I LOVE THE WORD OSTENSIBLY SO MUCH BUT ITS ALSO SO USELESS TO BE QUITE FRANK. they used it in a genius lyric analyis once and i looked up the definition and i was like "...this adds nothing."

i love the word "ostensibly", you can write some mean ass sentences with it