Watchmen (2009)

Hehe

Do you think ford trained himself to hide his hands so much he doesn’t even notice it now

I’m really glad the fanbase has decided that yeah, Rorschach would like cats. Because what other animal would he actually freaking like

…has this been done before

I find it absolutely hilarious that the signed edition of everything is tuberculosis costs five dollars less than the unsigned version.

I should sign all the egg cartons. I'd end inflation by myself.

As you can see from this official diploma god gave me, I am a coffee company.

It is 2016. Trump is winning the election, I must go to school regardless

It is 2024. Trump is winning the election, I must go to school regardless

RIP Rorschach you would’ve loved No Nut November

YOU’RE TELLING ME AUNT MAY DIDN’T RECOGNIZE SPIDER-MAN’S VOICE AS PETER’S KMS

either option 1 (silly) Peter makes his voice deeper while he’s spider-man or option 2 (devastating) Peter has become irrecognizable to the person who raised him.