I Was Cuddling With My Boyfriend Last Night When His Shoulder Started Tensing Up (like He Was Readjusting

I need to (remembers suicidal jokes are bad for my health) drop a giant squid on New York City to end the Cold War

J.K. Simmons returns as Stanford Pines!!!

Ford reads thirsty comments!

hes normal

part of me wishes we got a new rorschach disguise after walter’s prison break — not because the original look is bad, no, quite the opposite

this man worked in the textile industry and it shows

the purple gloves?? the pin-stripe pants?? that little neck-scarf thing- hello??? this a DESIGNER

-which makes it even more unfortunate he doesnt have the time/resources/motivation to put towards it. I know any further work of his would be absolute HEAT

starting a petition to get walter off the streets and behind a sewing machine

tldr: he may be mentally ill but damnit that son-of-a-bitch can color-coordinate

I mean surely we all grew up feeling like there was a wrongness inherently deep inside us that will endure for the rest of our lives

phoenix why is that the only word in that sentence you're taking issue with

based on this post

and he may ask himself "well, how did i get here?"