Latest Posts by toast-with-jam38 - Page 2

“Mean girls all grow up to be nurses!”

“Mean girls all go into social work!”

“The mean girl to teacher pipeline!”

Y’all, these are just pink collar jobs. The reason you think there’s so many “mean girls” in these fields is because they’re all like 97% women. Of course some of them are gonna be assholes. There’s assholes everywhere.

We get it. Your job isn’t like other girls’ jobs. It’s a cool job.

every day i wake up and there is NO SEA GRUNKS SPINOFF. every night i go to sleep knowing we could have had a story about two insane old men getting into nautical cryptid nonsense and yet. NOTHING. do you know how much power they have?? how much POTENTIAL?? we are being deprived. we are suffering... they're out there somewhere and we’re just NOT SEEING IT :(

like.... i know we have this and i love that vid. especially Stan's laugh, it's nice to know he's happy but i need more

THANK YOUUUUU :+)

Will you please draw Dan and Rorschach from watchmen !!! Also ugh I love your ford sooo much 🤭

I ain't sure who these guys are but they looked so stressed in every single reference I found—super fun to draw

ty I also love my Ford :o)

@skeptiql I saw Ford in the "I make bad science jokes periodically" shirt and immediately thought of the science joke mugs. He needs them. All of them. So does Fidd.

"War is war and hell is hell."

This scene changed my brain chemistry.

the hottest thing a man can do is yearn

....... why not

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

Y'all self conches about titty veins? Lol

I thought that was his mouth completely devouring the pillow 😭😭

you guys can have sleepy fiddleford now

so about that stream the other night…

Some chibi things I did

^literally what it feels like to be in bed rn

using “Agent A” as Alfred’s code name and using “B” for Batman’s shortened name in the field suggests there’s a world where “Agent A” is shortened to “A” and everyone in Gotham and on the Watchtower is terrified of him. because they’ve met B. and if this is B??

J.K. Simmons returns as Stanford Pines!!!

Ford reads thirsty comments!

When the villain knows your bromance is more than just a bromance

Source: Batman Superman #18 (New 52)

you woke him up

you woke him up

no because I don’t think you people realize how messed up those ‘bllford redemption aus are’. if my abuser got brought back and wanted a ‘second chance’ and my family was shipping me with them id probably kill myself

huggggg that guyyyyyy

IM DYING THIS IS SK FUNNY WHAT THE HELL

i want to write something nice and meaningful about fiddleford not hating gubby but i have to pack so this is all i have in me

transcript/screenreader version below cut because it's kind of long

image ID: a screenshot of a text file i wrote of a quarter-assed fanfiction about fiddleford and the shapeshifter. many words are misspelled and there are countless grammatical and punctuation errors. end image ID.

screenreader-friendly image transcript:

once upon a time fiddleford was hanging out in the bunker. bunkers are man-made underground spaces so you would think it would be really cold because places that are underground are usually cold. well you would be right but fiddleford was really hot today in the bunker because he was working so hard and sexily. he was sticking out his nonexistent ass as his head was buried in some machine thing i don't know engineering.

suddenly ford came up behind him. "hello" said ford.

"agh" said fiddleford and he was startled and banged his head against the machine and got a huge concussion and lost consciousness for a couple hours. but when he came to ford was still waiting there patiently so they continued their conversation. "what's up."

"look at this thing i found" said ford and he held up a pile of slime.

"that's disgusting waht is that. is that like a dead jellyfish" asked fiddleford. just then the slime moved! and took the shape of the wrench that fiddleford was holding (i forgot to mention he was holding a wrench but trust me it was there the whole time).

"what the hell is that." said fiddleford.

"it's a shapeshifter ❤️" said ford and he held the wrench up to his his lips and kissed it tenderly. for a split second fiddleford felt a little bit jealous of a wrench but stopped feeling that way because it was stupid. "i am going to raise it as my son" finished ford.

fiddleford watched as the wrench changed back into a grub thing and it jumped onto his head and started sucking on his open head wound. "idk it's kind of ugly" he said.

ford frowned. "fiddleford... i thought you of all people would be more accepting of guys who are a little bit different..." he said gayly.

fiddleford felt bad he didn't want to make ford feel isolated. and the grub was actually making his open head wound feel better or maybe he was just getting numb to the pain from blood loss. "well okay 🙂" said fiddleford and then they raised shifty as their child and lived happily ever after. the end. end transcript.

boop boop boop

i saw someone say the ford in my dating sim is "inspector gadget coded". thats hysterical. i cant stop thinking about it

phoenix why is that the only word in that sentence you're taking issue with

I need to (remembers suicidal jokes are bad for my health) drop a giant squid on New York City to end the Cold War

hey does anyone remember that weird photoshoot those guys who run the institute of oddology did back in the 80's?

(consider this a companion piece to that other fake magazine post)

also bonus uncropped interview blurb under the cut

self perception

You don't remember what they look like?