No New Drawings Right? Yeah I'll Explain That, My Tablet Is Fucking Busted Fr Fr (I Cant Find My Pen

NOOO NOT MY SHITPOST ART LMAO—

I think we should legalize heterosexual marriage, that would be so cool.

Reject humanity, become porkchop.

Once again art gifted by @toastee-roastee

In my canon, Dimentio doesn't have an exact age but is around 70-80. Born on a February I headcanon him to be at least 74 at best. Given how I made him a Magiblot too, his life expectancy is as long as his materialized body allows him (Like rot),, but still I feel like Dimentio wouldn't have such heinous intents if he'd know his time to be of a short window before his act would be forgotten through time.

SO IN BRIEF UHSHS LMAO HAHA GRANPA (He doesn't have bones in the traditional sense, so no old geezer stuff)

How Old Do You Think Dimentio Is

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It. DOES. IT DOES. AND NOW ITS ALL I LISTEN TO. Thank you for introducing me to Diablo Swing Orchestra, they are all fuckkgn bangers holy shit Spotify, be prepared for another year of restraint interests <3

if ur a dimentio fan and you havent heard the song Malign Monologues by Diablo Swing Orchestra yet fr he could have written it

I'll quite possibly be using these for an rp blog I'm working on :)) They are so nice ausghs

PATTERN BANNERS | galaxy 07.

( requested by → @beskarandblasters )

when i tell you that this is one of my fave colour sets i have ever done ahhhh. this set also has matching mdni and support (and an alternate pattern banner) hee hee.

colours : 001 / 002 / 003 / 004 / 005 / 006 / 007 / 008 / 009

feel free to use; please like, reblog, and credit 〜

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more of the florian gijinka

Take two on posting ! almost puked

Anyways huehehd I'M MACK!!!!

Y'all may know how I went inactive for a bit, there's two reasons for that: 'WHO'S LEAKING SMRPG INTO THE INTERNET WTF' and 'Wow my tablet is broken af'. Guess what though, that's right! I kinnnddd of fixed it with the cost of me having to press harder for every strokes. Anyways enjoy this doodle page of my silly billy husband ft.

Gay Pink Thing

Lil silly guy that belongs to @astr0-lum1n4ry !!

Tying a Bitch 101:

So as an introductory, we must first go through the many issues one would have using traditional methods. This way, we're really knowing what's to be done. Lets begin.

• His magic could easily get him out of a tough spot; He has proficiency in conjuration, evocation and illusion. Among them, Teleport.

• His hands aren't attached to any limbs. They are thus free-roaming, just as Rayman's hand and feet are.

• He floats as a mode of transport; Never does he touch the ground and thus doesn't call for any leg movements. Tying is futile at best.

As we now have all of obstacles listed, lets tackle them. First off, his magic. Dimentio had always relied to snapping his fingers or waving his hands in order to cast spells. In my headcanon, this goes further as he requires to trace the 'container' first and may also cast through signing. A simple solution to prevent all spells to go through... Tape his fingers together, individually. Pair his indexes, majors, rings and pinkies. Just as they're all taped together, with gorilla tape preferably, tape them all into thumbless mitten. Allow not a single wiggle room. Tape tends to stick better to itself from experience. Finish off with salt to injury; Tie his wrists together, criss crossing onto the mitten to fully secure it. leave a tail of rope. Congratulations! Dimentio now has no way of using both his flappy talkative hands and magic. Now pray that he wouldn't remember.

Secondly, his limb's situation. One may not stop now; He may very well use that chunk of hands to knock bystanders. Quite the funny scenario however, Dimentio is weak in both physical combat and constitution; Meaning he doesn't last long before bailing. With the tail of rope left from the tied hands, tie it to a wall loop. Tie it tight. What damage could he do? He's the brain, not the brawn. Besides. He's old. Its position relative to Dimentio would matter slightly, it is best to have them separate from his body as even a nudge could be of great help for an escape. Congratulations! Bitch not only cannot use his magic, he now has them stuck to a wall unable to even use them as punches! His feet however, are still able to pack kicks. Simple enough of a solution; Tie them together and onto the floor, just a couple miles away.

Thirdly, might the 'floating' situation been taken care of already, it doesn't quite rule out Dimentio's possibilities to wiggle the strings loose. Allow no movements, tie him to a train track. My headcanon gives him additional 'limbs' characterized as being hair; Think of Sylveon's feelers from Pokemon. Dimentio has them along his scalp to tailbone and as such, sorry man, duck tapes you whole.

Continuation? Maybe. My brain fucking switched as I typed that lmao,

The funny thing about Imprisoning Dimentio is that you can’t handcuff him. His hands can go through the bars. You can’t tie him up.

YOU BETTER SHOW IT WHEN YOU Do

GUYS IM GETTING A

DIMENTIO PLUSH

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