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now that i know people can see my posts now, i wanna show y'all my smrpg oc, caldera!

well actually, they're kind of an oc, kind of not...

caldera's true form is actually the fire crystal from the culex battle! i was inspired after reading the fire crystal's monster list entry:

the story behind caldera is that the fire crystal was fed up with being used for evil, so it used its power to escape to mario's world via the sealed door in monstro town. it then gave itself a new form and name to fit in with that world, becoming caldera (and in case you're wondering, yes, i did intend for caldera to be a parallel to geno!) in fact, caldera takes the place of geno in an au i've been working on and, spoiler alert- everyone else on the team is replaced too! but that's for another post...

feel free to send asks about them, and feel free to have your oc interact with them!

Gay people

Drew this a while ago for the 3 year anniversary for my n my buddys roleplay about these two

Have some bug shithead from Super paper dorks in collaboration with @cherryfennec :) (They did butterfly and I did caterpillar hehe)

?? Eye Brawl + Eye Small ??

thought i'd make it extra fun to draw both regulars and minis together, hope the lot of you don't mind

look at them all go

full picture below !!

om, you know what, eye small be reminding me of the mini buzz lightyear, i think that's great

me

spm..... save me spm..

BRIGHT COLORS WARNING

Checks notes

20th of February,

BUT 14th CAN WORK TOO GIVEN MY HC ORIGIN LMAAOO,, If anything his cardio could easily go crash (maybe thats why he floats all the time)

How Old Do You Think Dimentio Is

Put specific ages if you want in tags/replies

hi dimentio fans sorry i havent fed yall in like a year eat up

Tying a Bitch 101:

So as an introductory, we must first go through the many issues one would have using traditional methods. This way, we're really knowing what's to be done. Lets begin.

• His magic could easily get him out of a tough spot; He has proficiency in conjuration, evocation and illusion. Among them, Teleport.

• His hands aren't attached to any limbs. They are thus free-roaming, just as Rayman's hand and feet are.

• He floats as a mode of transport; Never does he touch the ground and thus doesn't call for any leg movements. Tying is futile at best.

As we now have all of obstacles listed, lets tackle them. First off, his magic. Dimentio had always relied to snapping his fingers or waving his hands in order to cast spells. In my headcanon, this goes further as he requires to trace the 'container' first and may also cast through signing. A simple solution to prevent all spells to go through... Tape his fingers together, individually. Pair his indexes, majors, rings and pinkies. Just as they're all taped together, with gorilla tape preferably, tape them all into thumbless mitten. Allow not a single wiggle room. Tape tends to stick better to itself from experience. Finish off with salt to injury; Tie his wrists together, criss crossing onto the mitten to fully secure it. leave a tail of rope. Congratulations! Dimentio now has no way of using both his flappy talkative hands and magic. Now pray that he wouldn't remember.

Secondly, his limb's situation. One may not stop now; He may very well use that chunk of hands to knock bystanders. Quite the funny scenario however, Dimentio is weak in both physical combat and constitution; Meaning he doesn't last long before bailing. With the tail of rope left from the tied hands, tie it to a wall loop. Tie it tight. What damage could he do? He's the brain, not the brawn. Besides. He's old. Its position relative to Dimentio would matter slightly, it is best to have them separate from his body as even a nudge could be of great help for an escape. Congratulations! Bitch not only cannot use his magic, he now has them stuck to a wall unable to even use them as punches! His feet however, are still able to pack kicks. Simple enough of a solution; Tie them together and onto the floor, just a couple miles away.

Thirdly, might the 'floating' situation been taken care of already, it doesn't quite rule out Dimentio's possibilities to wiggle the strings loose. Allow no movements, tie him to a train track. My headcanon gives him additional 'limbs' characterized as being hair; Think of Sylveon's feelers from Pokemon. Dimentio has them along his scalp to tailbone and as such, sorry man, duck tapes you whole.

Continuation? Maybe. My brain fucking switched as I typed that lmao,

The funny thing about Imprisoning Dimentio is that you can’t handcuff him. His hands can go through the bars. You can’t tie him up.

rb if ur mutuals an followers can infodump in ur inbox, even if they won't answer the ask