Soaks Them In Milk And Throws Them At A Wall Like They’re Plushies

looked in my drafts cause i remembered putting something there last night and.

interesting

Oh my god I am back from the pith of hell,,, did I bring ice cream? No. Aight lemme hop back

spm drawings from two years ago.

Me and who?

SO TRUE !!!!! TRUEST WORDS SPOKEN

How Old Do You Think Dimentio Is

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"You—Captain 'Arrgh'—and robot Pipe Cleaner." ☕

Johnny x Yaridovich/Speardovich (SpearFin) SEND ME A SHIP AND I’LL TELL YOU…

Who’s the cuddler?

Johnny

Who makes the bed?

Yaridovich

Who wakes up first?

This can be debatable. Pirates get up pretty early most of the time, but if Smithy told Yaridovich to get up at the butt crack of dawn, he would.

Who has the weird taste in music?

Johnny and his sea shanties for sure!

Who is more protective?

They both can be, but Johnny I think is more fearless about it. His pugnacious attitude and loyalty speak a lot for his character. Yaridovich is all about kissing Smithy's ass, so I feel he'd be weaker in this department.

Who sings in the shower?

Johnny because I'm pretty sure Yaridovich would short himself out if he was in the water for too long (jk I know he knows waterspout in game but fuck you, that's funny.)

Who cries during movies?

I don't feel like either of them do.

Who spends the most while out shopping?

They both steal. What is this question going on about? Do you think they BUY THINGS?

Who kisses more roughly?

They both have dominance struggles. It's really hard to tell.

Who is more dominant?

This kind of goes with the above, since I feel their rivalry bleeds over into other parts of their relationship. They are always trying to one up each other out of petty spite. They tease each other (romantically and otherwise) and whoever comes out more submissive gets mad and decides to show the other what for and try to force them into submission but they both end up finding out each other's weaknesses and taking full advantage of each other. Past a certain point, I don't think they even truly care. They are both assholes just trying to get a rise out of each other and have too much testosterone that they both don't know what to do with. I feel they're kind of even in this regard. @blueblirdcoffee and I have quite an extensive list of headcanons about these two!

My rating of the ship from 1-10.

It's a 10 for me. Above person made me really love and appreciate SpearFin and I have so much fun with I rp it in dms with them. I only ship two things here currently and my god do I love both ships I'm a part of!

Splatoon 3 - Frosty Fest Shiver!

The outfit looked so lovely I had to draw it!!!

"STATUE"

on that ms paint dithering swag this fine friday evening

Hello!!!! No one gonna talk about this???