I Have A Love Hate Relationship With This Crow 🐦‍⬛

your jordans are fake asf Dave.

both you and sylus are surprised by how quickly he cums dry-humping you

[S] Prince of Heart: Rise up.

Happy 413!!!

Sylus records naughty videos of himself to keep you entertained whilst you’re on trips, far from the safety of his arms. They’re usually chockfull of praise and groaning and breathiness and obscene, slick sounds of him pumping himself because he knows you have the biggest auralism kink, and he also knows his voice turns you into goo.

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i love sylus

Sylus on his wedding day…. who can’t keep his eyes off of you as you walk down the aisle towards him, a vision of white so stunning that his breath is stolen right out of his lungs. The person that he had sworn his whole heart to over and over again, across countless lifetimes and against every tragic ending— his beloved, who he’s about to marry.

Sylus whose voice shakes just slightly when he says his wedding vows to you, struggling to keep his cool.

Sylus who, for the life of him, is fighting for his life to keep it together as he holds your hands in his, declaring his love to you— vowing himself to be yours for the rest of eternity. Whose voice cracks just slightly when he says I love you. Something in his chest is warm when he sees tears gather in your lashes— when he sees the love just as deep as his reflected in your eyes.

Sylus who kisses you before he’s even told to do so, heart racing so badly that he fears you might feel it trying to jump out of his chest— his hand trembles as he cups your cheek, drawing you in for a kiss that seals the rest of your lives together. Your lips are so soft against his, your body slotting against his like puzzle pieces finally reunited, and he almost falls to his knees when he feels you smiling into the kiss, when he feels your hands wrap around his neck and shoulders, pulling him down against you, just as eager to spend the rest of your life with him. 

Sylus who kisses you once, twice more— again and again, until you’re laughing into his lips and your hands tangle in his hair, not another thought in his mind aside from the fact that from this day onwards, he’s your husband. 

And oh, if you feel just the softest drops of rain that fall onto your cheeks, you say nothing about it. Instead, you smile, wipe the tears that gather in his lash line away with the pad of your thumb, and draw your husband into another kiss, sealing the two of you together for the rest of eternity.

Please be rude - Gigi Perez

Literally drew the thumbnails for this on a gum wrapper during a 9 hour shift while listening to this song on repeat

I'm so glad I live in a world where there's Archive of Our Own

happy neil banging out the homestuck day