As A Joke You Had Always Said "I Dedicate This To Hades" As You Threw Away Food Scraps From Your Cooking

As a joke you had always said "I dedicate this to Hades" as you threw away food scraps from your cooking and cleaning your plates. When you die you find yourself in front of Charon's boat with Hades sitting in it, seemingly very excited to see his most devoted follower in recent times.

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1 month ago
Sanders Sides In My Style (including FANMADE Orange Side And Character!Thomas), Where I Mashed Up Thomas's

Sanders Sides in my style (including FANMADE Orange Side and Character!Thomas), where I mashed up Thomas's appearance in golden-age SS, modern-day SS and my personal artistic liberties!

Rambling commentary on design choices under the cut...

Love it when people take design inspo from his dyed hair era and make it color-coded to the other sides through the power of artistic magic

Gave stubble and ear piercings so he looks closer to his current appearance

Decided to give Character!Thomas that one jacket he really seems to like rather than the popular Steven Universe shirt bc it reflects his current style more

LOVE it when people give Roman scars- also gave Remus one across his eye to make him similar to Roman

Speaking of Remus... I removed the silver streak bc it's kinda a hassle to draw and doesn't really unify him with the others (also clutters his design) + just gave him heavier facial hair rather than a full-mustache

Janus's snake-side is usually a washed-out green when Thomas has his make-up so I made it more vibrant! I usually hate drawing Janus bc bowler hat + snake scales is a STRUGGLE but I like how he turned out

ORANGE SIDE ORANGE SIDE

His hair is spiked and swooped back to make him 'disheveled', 100% believe Thomas will wear orange contacts so he has those, and gave him short-sleeved leather jacket to relate him to Logan's short-sleeves


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2 months ago

Wlw whenever you get the chance, we just, need, wholesome charming sibling headcanons. I need it. The fandom always puts daring and dexter/argent and just, we need wholesome

YOUVE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE. *opens my jacket like a dealer* would you like some soft/kind of angsty charming siblings headcanons?

tw // ed

- when daring started recovering from his ed, darling and dexter would stay with him until he fell asleep

- darling was really scared to tell their parents that she was snow white’s princess charming but dare and dex were with her the whole time and made sure that angelique and dashing didn’t pull anything

- the three of them have movie nights and every time daring gets jump scared by whatever movie it is and throws his popcorn. he somehow got jumpscared during frozen.

- when they play videogames, darling always wins. especially mariokart. dexter has tried hacking the game to win in his favour but somehow it made darling win even quicker. daring is so in last place, that darling passes by him.

- they don’t sleep very well so when they’re all awake past 12 am, they go out and drink on the roof and talk about life and stuff

- when one of them is in a really bad spot, they stay with each other until they pass out.

- darling was extremely scared when she was at prep school because she was so used to having her brothers around and it was hard to live without them. they facetimed practically every day

- they do facials/spa days together. this entails all three of them doing mud masks, painting their nails and watching a cheesy sitcom while they drink and talk shit. these usually happen after one of them has an altercation with their parents.

- when lance started going at daring for his ed, darling and dexter *almost* killed him. they had plans and weapons ready but dare told them that he was fine. (he wasn’t but they backed off. they did however threaten lance and told him that if he ever said anything about daring again they’d kill him)

- daring and darling were dexter’s wingmen to ask out raven (she was confused as to why daring and darling were dressed like the fbi and standing around dexter like bodyguards but again. this was daring and darling)

- darling was a lil nervous to ask out apple after the whole “waking up your brother’s girlfriend and getting his destiny and also getting your happily ever after” thing, but daring and dexter (with some help from briar and ashlynn) set up a whole picnic in the woods and helped darling ask out apple. (she obviously said yes)

- they all know each other’s starbucks order by heart. (daring: iced peach green tea ; dexter: iced salted caramel mocha ; darling: iced americano)

- they’re all shit at board games but whenever they play, it gets violent. dexter cheats, darling tries to stab people and daring flips the table. it is not fun, yet they convince themselves that they can play board games together without fighting every time.

- darling hates her hair because it’s one of angelique’s favourite part about her. she has their grand-mère’s natural platinum hair. one day darling decides “fuck it, i hate this” and enlists daring and dexter to help her dye her hair pastel blue. angelique never let her dye it before (those pink and blue strips were temporary) and she was sick of letting their mother win. daring is shit at dying hair, and dexter is slightly better but not by much. they end up facetiming raven and she walks them through it.

- daring, dexter and darling all have matching sets of armour. they don’t use them but they all have a set.

- when darling was sent to prep school, daring gave her his favourite sword, dexter gave her his favourite book and she gave them each a half of her favourite hairpin. to this day they all still have those items.


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1 month ago

Werewolf Janus: *in wolf form utterly soaked by river water, locks eyes with the others* Witch Logan: Janus, please don't- Fey Roman: What? Oh NO! Vampire Virgil *grabs Patton and pulls him behind his umbrella*: DON'T! Fey Remus *full on T-posing*: Take me! Werewolf Janus: *full on body shake sending the water flying, drenching everyone but Virgil and Patton* Fey Roman: MY HAIR! AAAAAAAAAAAAH! Witch Logan: Good job... you've now soaked us all. Werewolf Janus: *satisfied huff*


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6 days ago
Ibis Paint Has Become Unusable So I Experimented W Procreate, Honestly I Use To Hate Procreate But I

Ibis paint has become unusable so i experimented w procreate, honestly i use to hate procreate but i think that was just a skill issue on my part

One of my favourite bits of foreshadowing where the blind man says "run from the seeker"

Dutch is one of the best characters ever fight me


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1 month ago

Concept:

The Battle of Mount Othrys must’ve seriously messed Jason up.

Not only is it a fight for our lives kind of deal it’s not like anyone in Camp Jupiter would’ve known what was happening.

They wouldn’t have been prepared for any of this and whether he was Praetor at the time or not, Jason was their only hope.

The battle of Manhattan was brutal yes but the Olympians still ended up helping the demigods. And there were 3 big 3 kids in attendance, Percy, Thalia and later Nico.

As far as we know there was no additional aid to Camp Jupiter. And well if there was it definitely didn’t come from the Olympians.

Not to mention most of Camp Jupiter is made up of legacies who are mortals and can’t heal from ambrosia or nectar.

And this battle took place before Hazel ever showed to so all Camp Jupiter had was Jason. Everything was riding on his shoulders.

Jason was literally all they had and I can’t imagine what that kind of pressure must’ve felt like.

And you just know that even with him beibg the son of Jupiter and their only damn chance at victory that people wanted him nowhere near the fight.

Soley because he was part of the 5th cohort and we can’t be saved by some low ranked solder. Lives are on the line but go off I guess.

So Jason is not only wrestling with everyone’s expectations, he’s had no time to prepare. And I frankly refuse to believe anyone thought Jason would survive Krios.

Including Jason himself.

Which is a whole other layer of fucked up because oh so you literally sent him to his maybe death just to save yourselves.

Hell knowing Jason he probably volunteered knowing all of that.

Whenever I picture Jason beating Krios it’s this impossible feat that he somehow accomplished. It takes everything he has in him.

That by the end he’s barely able to stand from this fight and the many he fought getting here.

Jason raises his sword, stained in a titans golden ichor and his own red blood, as a symbol of strength for Rome.

That he doesn’t go down until it’s over and when he falls no one’s even around to catch him.

And you just know that among the celebrations and praises that someone will be out there critiquing his form.

And how he fought in a less then Roman way because nothing Jason does is ever enough for these people.


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1 month ago

I don't suppose you have any more Tincrow art, or even just some doodles of the tin man or scarecrow. (I love how you draw them)

I do indeed :] they're all I draw I love their rekindled relationship thing sm 😭😭 Here's them walking Dorothy (little edition) down the yellow brick road + cuddles

I Don't Suppose You Have Any More Tincrow Art, Or Even Just Some Doodles Of The Tin Man Or Scarecrow.
I Don't Suppose You Have Any More Tincrow Art, Or Even Just Some Doodles Of The Tin Man Or Scarecrow.

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1 week ago
My Attempt At A Meme.

My attempt at a meme.


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1 month ago

I don't know how it happened but somehow Roman ended up as the most underrated character so here I go

He!! is!! soft!!

He fucki sad boy!! Him. Sad!!

His friendship with virg? Good. Character growth. Icons. We Stan

Hes trying to be a better person!!

Guyyyyysss he wants to be better!!!!

“Time out for thee, and time out for thee, Focus on issues or focus on me”

You want a character who has terrible self care? Here ya go!

His friendship with Patton? PURE

The scene where he inhales spaghetti

Screams at Everything. We Stan

Afraid of the dark! Soft boy hours!

He’s gay

“You want to be happy don’t you?” “Do I.”

Such a sweet dork, like he’s so oblivious and naive. It’s so cute

Definition of “Hi one quastion. Hi I need to be loved”

Got together with his best friend and made sweaters for all his other friends

Summons a sword all the time for, you know. Reasons.

Was ready to fight curtains bc Patton was scared. Iconic

The bitchmas scene

“You do your best thinking in the shower, so everyone get naked? Everyone get naked?”

He pouts

He said baby rights

Definition of “while you were being heterosexual I studied the blade”

He doesn’t want to disappoint people!

Flaps his hands when he gets frustrated

Grabs his head when he gets frustrated!

“Not.. talk about me??”

Bouncy bubbly boy

While also an insecure sad boy

Definition of “What are you doing?” “MY BEST.”

Every time he’s on screen it’s Sad boy hours

Extra

Dumbass rights!!

Actual a pretty clever dude who is constantly underestimated but the others

Still an absolute dumbass

“What the heckity heck, five abs and one peck” “it’s something I say when I’m confused so I’m not alone in my confusion- see it works.”

Is trying

He gets the smallest amount of affection and he just Attaches himself to that person For The Rest Of Time

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1 month ago

Concept: Hera doesn’t show up for the Battle of Manhattan but Juno shows up for the Battle of Mount Othrys.

Jason in the midst of battle about to face Krios and praying not to his father.

But to his patron.

In seconds Juno appearing before her champion. And despite despite the dire circumstances, she smiles at him.

To see Jason on the battle field looking every bit the hero she knew he was destined to become.

It fills her with pride.

“You came? I mean of course you’d come.” Says Jason, trying and failing to hide his shock. “Of course, where else would I be when my champion needs me.”

Jason smiles “of course, thank you Lady Juno” he says bowing his head in gratitude. Juno shook her head in amusement “honestly Jason how many times have I told you to forgo these formalities?”

Her champion grinned “oh somewhere between 2 and 200 times.” Cheeky boy, she adored him so. It had been far too long since they’d spoken, a fault on her part of course.

Alas it was then their lovely conversation was interrupted by Krios, the titan staring at them in shock.

“You..but how? How are you so far from your husband?”

Jason glared “how dare you speak to my champion in such a way?!” He rose his sword to defend himself and her honour. Juno softened at the sight before preparing herself for the fight.

“I trust you have a plan.”

“Sure do, but you’re gonna have to follow my lead.”

“Lead the way my boy.”


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