I Deserve To Be Logan Lerman’s Controversially Young Girlfriend

The greatest hockey player in the Hughes family and her son Jack

‘what hobbies do you have?’

so i do this thing where i’ll see a piece of media and make it my whole entire personality and life source for the next few months

sedate me now

WHERE ARE ALL THE GOOD EDWARD CULLEN X READER FICS

Me every 2 secs while watching Deadpool and Wolverine:

they’re literally my babies

WHO COULD EVER LEAVE ME, DARLING?

BUT WHO COULD STAY?

fuck y’all if you laid up with your lil boo rn i hope the ceiling fan fall on y'all

When my friends don't want to listen to all the smuts I read the night before.

meet penis from my new cartoon "steamboat penis" where the titular character penis pilots a boat shaped like a penis right into some sharp rocks killing himself and all other 42 passengers on board