It's Too Bad Smoking Is Expensive And Bad For You And Everyone Around You Because We Will Never Be Able

it's not that I need a quiet day or a day off exactly; it's that I need a pocket of time that exists entirely outside of linear time as we know it that would allow me to get things done without time passing in the real world, and frankly, I don't think that's too much to ask.

Expressing my lifelong love of sharks by painting a sweet little nurse shark

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“i’m a hater” but some of you aren’t out there living the hater lifestyle you’re not committed if you were a real hater you’d go to church and pray for them to die

Some wise words from the masterminds behind undertale and deltarune

I hate you myers-briggs test I hate you astrological signs I hate you "five love languages" I hate you enneagram I hate you compulsive desire to categorize and pathologize all human behavior

"oh sorry, i guess i was infodumping again" - sad, shy, apologetic

"you sly dog, you got me monologuing" - cool, strong, confident

Can you do Patrick bateman, harry warden and candyman with a shy male reader

ooo of course!! i havent done patrick bateman in a but, and this is my first harry warden request so ty🫶

requests are open, masterlist is up!

Slashers x Shy Male Reader Hcs!

Warnings: Murder/Violence Mentions, Fluff

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Patrick Bateman

he notices you first in the office, youre reserved yet hardworking, getting your work done while noticeably avoiding anybody else

patrick doesnt care in the beginning, just another face to pass by each day, but you begin to stand out even more as he sees you around town; at a bar, dorsias, in the park, you become a prominent face that hes being used to seeing

he takes interest that everywhere you are, you keep your same quiet nature, enjoying the peace of your company, and that intrigues him, he wants to dig deeper into you and corrupt you himself, show you things youve never dreamed, thats what brings him into you

he introduces himself at the office, making an appearance as an outgoing worked AND satisfying his needs to know you? win win

a hint of snark in his voice as he holds the conversation, may seem offended, but now that he started hes not letting up

"How about you and me at my place tonight? Get to know eachother a little better than now."

not a question, youre going

he gives you his address and youre all flustered in your chair, this random and overly confident man just walked into your life and asserted himself into your schedule? guess hes staying

he loves to see you flustered or nervous at the sight of him, really takes pride in it

when you arrive at his place, hes there in nice clothing to meet you, eyeing you up and down to see what youve out together

you two sit down and he begins on his music tangent, teaching you every little thing about any band your eyes find, and in a way its comforting, hes not afraid to fill the silence and wait, he wants to open you up and be the impatient man he is, but the way that you fidget with your hands and try your best to do eye contact makes him feel something inside, and hes worried if he'll be sick

that night is the confirming night he falls for you, what turned into an intentioned killing forms into a burning love, and he decides that he needs to have you as his, because thats the only reasonable thing for you

he talks to you more and more each day, subtly trying to impress you, asking you out to eat more often and even bringing you music he thinks youd like

tries his damn best to be charming, because if he really loves you, he'll have you

he admires how shy you are, not only will he take advantage of it, but he thinks its great, like a confirmation that youre his of how open and comfortable you are around him and not anyone else

if he gets touchy, snaking a hand around your waist, or a finger tilting your chin to look at him, he likes to feel your body getting warmer and your breathing getting heavier slightly, things only he would notice

youre more reserved, but when you two have conversations he feels like heaven, your voice makes him smile and he could listen to you for days, of course he would never say that

is always complaining about how you should open up to him more, craves your ungiven thoughts alot

overall he will tease you and love you, a very protective and arrogant man who puts some of it to rest for you, but may seema little pushy

"Darling, your voice is like honey, if I could choke on it I'd want to, why don't you say a little more?"

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Harry Warden

im sure being on the run from everyone in town doesnt help, but the moment he lays his eyes on you, the first human contact hes had in a while, hes enveloped

youre quiet, not like most people who come in search of him, you are minding your own business, not invading his, and he finds it odd, yet gratefully accepts it

the respectful nature you preserve vs the rowdy teenagers he gets makes him take a liking to you, beginning to follow you around through town to see you more often

of course he cant do it all the time, due to him being harry warden, but he tries to pick up on your favorite things & your routines; flowers, chocolates, what time you go to bed

will he sneak into your house to protect you? maybe

for the greater good

one night you were forced into the mines with your friends, who were already drunk, leaving you the only one slightly tipsy, sitting in an abandoned mineshaft where a killer is rumored to live

you are freaked out

the longer you stay, you cant help but get the feeling you have eyes on you, no matter whee you look you cant see anything, but you know theyre there

that is, until you feel a hand grasp your shoulder firmly, and what feels like a gloved hand only adds to your heightened fear

"Don't scream, I needed to see you."

what a way with words hm

again, he hasnt had human contact in a bit, so he holds you a lot in your first encounters

after you in fact did not scream, but just gave him a silent horrified look, he sighed out in relief and admired you up close

"Just as gorgeous as I observed."

give him a bit with compliments, his ways are outfashioned and a little rusty

he likes your silence, he thinks its interesting how someone, after finding the infamous warden, could be so reserved while enjoying his company, but he doesnt question it, after all these years hes happy with company

he may talk to you a bit, easily filling in the silence with his spoken thoughts, or he would be happy with the comfortable silence, rather taking you out and shoeing you places you mayve never seen than talk

he knows his way around town, as well as the mines, so he takes you on *safe* tours, hes too afraid to get you injured and have you leaving

gift making & giving is like arts and crafts for him, give him a day and hell have a cardboard heart with flowers in it, pray it wont be a real heart and the day goes by faster

hes very crafty, so if you make him things hes destined to keep it, silently excited under his mask

he loves you all the same, thinks your deeper than what you give out and he wants to spend time picking away at it, how sweet

"You made this for me? It looks exquisite."

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Candyman

he is one to lavish in your nature, thinking of how you shy away from him and your keen eye to things is intriguing and smart

he pays close attention to your behavior around others, picking up on what your boundaries may be and seeing the way you perform in your life

he decides to introduce himself into your life slowly, yet easily, appearing in places you frequent, putting on his kind and calm demeanor

he gives you sweet waves and nods, trying to pry you open more and more, until you two are acquaintances, and then as more time passes he becomes a part of your life

he knows how fragile relationships can be, so he takes his time with revealing his identity, trying not to scare off the hard work hes already done

he takes your feelings and emotions into account, if youre getting overwhelmed he follows what youd say to do, and will make a mental note of it

if you want a private date, hes all for it, he may even prefer it since you two will get more out if it

he loves to bring out an outgoing side of the two of you at times, its a nice wave of newness that maybe you both needed

he loves you for you, and hes grateful you love him for him 🫶

"My Dearest Love, your silence is compassionate. Your thoughts, while guarded, serenade me."

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literally so late with this one but i hope u like it!! i had sm fun eith it

requests are open, masterlist is up!!

Ok I'm posting since this is my header now but it's based off that one art of Minato and Death by Soejima that has "bro are we about to kiss" energy but I make them kiss

ROBO KY FOR SEASON 5 PLZ

You cannot separate the husbands!