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your bed is probably as happy to see you as you are to see it. ‘here comes the warmth slab’ it thinks

Excuse me?

random-nintendo-gamer said:

Can you sing Uptown Funk in a Goofy voice please?

uptown goof you up

A good man and his baby

Reblog if you want a terrible, 3 sentence fan fiction in your ask, based on your url

“My Lolth senses are tingling, & my butthole is puckering! Do NOT go near that alter!”

- Drow Ranger to the Paladin.

in this essay i won’t

It’s both funny and educational

“Those poor boys”

“She deserves to be punished too.”

“I’m not saying I support rape, but-”

“Sorry to say - she deserved it.”

“She put herself in harm’s way”

“But if she was fingered, then that’s not rape.”

“She ruined their lives.”

Hi, I’ll take twelve

This squirrel is the next step of evolution

Taking place in England the owners of the yard slowly kept adding sections to the contraption so when the squirrel learned one section and got the nuts, they’d add another section. It took over 2 weeks to get to the final product you see in the video.

How do you think I got so many

Rules for meeting a dog:

1) be cool

2) pet it

3) do not steal it

4) stop running from the owner

5) put it down

6) this isn’t worth jail time