He's Having A Great Time

I’m freezing to death outside and the only thing keeping me alive is being horny

I don't think I've said it before, but I love seals

your bed is probably as happy to see you as you are to see it. ‘here comes the warmth slab’ it thinks

UNMUTE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!! #intears #lmao 

He is shooketh

I love this dog

I hate that I can just say which colors are pretty and it comes at you with the "deep-seated emotional baggage" playlist

where’s that quiz where you choose lke 4 colours u like and 4 u dont and it hands your ass on a plate

A genetically engineered carrot monster controlled by an evil child genius

Question for the JSE community and JackieBoyMan fans:  Based on what we know of what Jack joking calls his ‘greatest enemy’ (like silver carrots, Billy, natural yogurt etc.), apart from Anti, what kind of monster/super villain could JackieBoyMan fight? 

I need to keep this... for a friend

Hi im new here

My blog theme in the first year of being on tumblr: carefully chosen font, ‘professional’ style, high quality neutral images with “deep” meanings like the ocean and sunrises. My blog theme after 4 years of being on tumblr: