It’s worth the reblog
“My Lolth senses are tingling, & my butthole is puckering! Do NOT go near that alter!”
- Drow Ranger to the Paladin.
Can you hear me sobbing
i dont get offended at white people jokes even though im white because:
i can recognize white people as a whole have systemically oppressed POC in america, which is where i live
most people when they make white people jokes only mean the shitty white people and i am not a shitty white person
im not a pissbaby
I’m sorry, but I couldn’t not
Like, this is Loki
And this is Tom. They have different colored hair.
This is Castiel
And this is Misha. They wear different clothes.
This is Tony Stark
And this is Robert Downey Jr. They have different names.
Simple
He knows what the queen really wants
A Refined Ant With Expensive Taste Attempts to Steal a Loose Diamond From Wholesaler’s Desk
I need help.
My name is danica I am a poor disabled student and I really really need your help.
4 months ago I lost my emotional support animal tiger after he underwent 2 surgeries and extensive care from which he never recovered.
And as I lost him I gained a huge amount of debt from the vetinary bills I couldn’t pay for out of pocket. I’ve already paid off about $2000 dollars alone but it’s all I could spare and I can’t do this by myself.
Currently I live with my family and I’m dependent on my single mother. We share a car and she drives me to work every morning because I don’t have the ability to get one on my own.
But I can’t ask her to spare money I know she doesn’t have.
Go fund me is my last resort. I have no other options and I can’t do this alone. Please please help me if you can.
Any amount will do and if you are unable a share would go a long way to spreading my story.
Overwhelmed by gay swans in 2099. I can live with that
Made another generator, if you’d like to know how you die.
check out this bot predict what you draw!!! it’s insane!!!
This is what it would be like if I tried to voice act
*smoke emiting from clenched fist*
woman: OOOOoOOH NoO!!!! It’s meelltIINNGG!!
*ring melts off woman’s hand*
woman: MY PRECIOUS POWERRrRR RING! GONE FOORRVVERrrr..
woman: *screams like a pterodactyl*