Cancer, Athena

Remember offspring unit?

There’s a lot of things you’ve done that Becky doesn’t know about

He knows what the queen really wants

A Refined Ant With Expensive Taste Attempts to Steal a Loose Diamond From Wholesaler’s Desk

The way the sugar sinks looks like it straight out of a cartoon

Fanart I drew for Mo Mo O’Brien’s witch for Bothwell College of Wizardry. I’m a big fan and can’t wait for my chance to start larping

I don’t know what about this is so funny, but it is

Overwhelmed by gay swans in 2099. I can live with that

Made another generator, if you’d like to know how you die.

What happened to the lip?? Did he drummed too hard @therealjacksepticeye

Hey @impossiblerebelblaze, @turquoisemagpie, and @belladonnachaos. I’m a very small blog on here, but my friend really needs help to take care of her cat. I hear and see so much good from your communities, so I figured it’d be worth a shot to ask you all for help. Even if you just reblog this, it would mean more people can see it, and my friend could get the help she needs. Anything you could do would be amazingly appreciated. 

Just to press my luck farther, @therealjacksepticeye and @markiplier, if you guys could lend any support, We would both be unimaginably grateful.

Click here to support Please help Tiger organized by Danica Buckley

Hello, my name is Danica and my cat Tiger really needs your help. Last Tuesday Tiger became very sick and was acting strange and after several vet visits, we discovered he had accumulated a wad of hair in his stomach and developed pancreatitis. He's already undergone 2 surgeries and has been...

Hello, my name is Danica and my cat Tiger really needs your help.

Last Tuesday Tiger became very sick and was acting strange and after several vet visits, we discovered he had accumulated a wad of hair in his stomach and developed pancreatitis. He’s already undergone 2 surgeries and has been under 24-hour watch at a specialty vet but the costs are much higher than we’d thought and we’re doing our best to make ends meet but the longer he stays for the surveillance he needs to recover, the more difficult it is. Tiger is my life. He’s my sunshine and he’s saved me so many times. When I cry he runs to my side and on the days I don’t feel like life is worth living and it’s not worth getting out of bed he’s always beside me. I don’t know what I would do without him or where I would be, and I would do anything to help him like he’s helped me. All funds would go to his hospital bills and treatments. We’ve made due with what we could but the numbers are increasing on the daily for help he desperately needs. So all donations will go to pay off his costs over the last few days and any future costs. I’ve set the goal lower than the current costs I need to pay for any overflow will still be going to help him. As for anyone reading this and offering their help with either a donation or a share, I would be forever grateful, it would truly be a blessing and any and all help would be appreciated. It would really mean so much to me I would be eternally grateful if you could help me save my cat.

Excuse me?

random-nintendo-gamer said:

Can you sing Uptown Funk in a Goofy voice please?

uptown goof you up