Meanwhile I Got Raticate Looking Up A Little

Man says “Let’s go to the park” in sign language to his deaf dog, the dog’s reaction is priceless.

Is this what Lovecraft meant when he was talking about "strange geometry"

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I don’t know what about this is so funny, but it is

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PLEASE REBLOG

I’m considering coming out to my family as non-binary, and so today I brought up the subject of non-binary gendering/transgendering with my Dad as a casual conversational topic. He’s told me that if somebody is born a boy then they “should stay a fucking boy” and not trans to a girl or be a boy some days/girl other days/genderless other days.

I told him that I think gender identity should be something one can choose for themselves, and he says that nobody thinks like that and anybody who is trans/non-binary will just be shunned by every member of society they meet. He doesn’t think that people support n-b/t communities, because he doesn’t. He says to me that not staying one’s natural gender is wrong and against the point of being born a boy/girl.

Every person who reblogs this will have their URL written in a full-size writing book and when it is full I will show it to my father to illustrate to him the amount of people who believe that being non-binary is a valid gender identity.

Important! Let’s help Tyler!

Tyler is looking to accomplish his mom’s bucket list.

Watch video here: https://youtu.be/Iug57dXNoJQ

He recently made a video explaining that his mom was just diagnosed with a rare form of cancer that is highly aggressive. All he wants to do is help complete her bucket list and spend as much time as he possibly can with her. He asks that we just share this video to help make that happen

If you don’t know, Tyler is also someone who is all about spreading love and positivity. He uses his phrase SmileAlways to do so much like we have done with PMA.

As a community we can help Tyler accomplish this. Please spread his video out as much as you can or reblog this. Anything to help this man out. He is so deserving of being able to do this for his mom and I know as a community we can do that.

Sorry the tags aren’t completely in line with the subject matter but this is important as he is a friend of Mark, Seán, and Ethan.

One of the most entertaining historical figures I’ve heard of

Ok but why are we not talking about Julie D’Aubigny

So this lady was born in France in 1670 to a guy who worked for the Comte D’Armangac training pages. And so her father was like, “what the heck. Give the kid a sword.” So Julie grew up cross dressing and training with pages. But she was a mere woman in the late 1600s so when she was like 14 the Comte took he as his mistress because that’s how human rights work, and then married her off to one of his men because that’s also how human rights work. So Julie’s husband gets an administrative position in southern France and has her stay in Paris. Julie is not about this arranged-marriage thing, but she does meet a fencing instructor named Serranes. They have an affair, Julie is divorced, she and Serranes run away together and put on shows (she was also an opera singer. For anyone interested, she was an alto.) They broke up and parted ways.

Now this next bit all happened before she was 18. That’s important to note. She ran away with a couple more people, my personal favorite incident being the time she fell in love with this girl (that’s right, friends. Probably the greatest lady in history was bi). Girlfriend’s parents weren’t happy that she had a girlfriend, so they sent her to a convent (filled with other women?). Julie is not happy about this.

So she sneaks into the convent.

Steals a dead nun’s corpse.

Puts it in her girlfriend’s bed.

And escapes with her girlfriend, setting the convent on fire behind her.

They wander for a bit, eventually break up. Girlfriend goes home. Julie keeps wandering. This guy insults her, she stabs him in the shoulder in a duel, it’s a mess for like a day. And Julie asks around, figures out this guy is the son of a local duke, goes to his house (in my completely historically accurate opinion probably to gloat). They start dating for a while.

Stuff gets fuzzy after Julie turns 19 or so. She reportedly duelled three men in one night who got mad at her for kissing girls. She won all three. And I haven’t been able to find a good source on this, but it’s possible that she sang insulting songs at people while she duelled them. Some records suggest she ran off to Spain with another girlfriend before dying in her early thirties.

So yeah that’s Julie D’Aubigny, the woman I swear was born to be tumblr famous. Thank you for reading my rant.

Why would I ever not want these played like this?

Can this be the soundtrack to my life please?

The dolphin brought her phone back

Once she completes the quest to restore it at the an ancient forge, she may claim the thrown

A true warrior queen has risen

Overwhelmed by gay swans in 2099. I can live with that

Made another generator, if you’d like to know how you die.