Dinner In America | Feels So Good, It Must Be Wrong

Thinking about this…..

literally them

a train to a european is what a burger is to an american

cannot wait for the scene in yellowjackets s3 where misty does a line of nat's cremated remains

WOMEN "BOOBS" CAN MAKE A MAN... CRAZY AAAHAHAHAHHAAHAAHAAAHAHAAHAH

JOKER QUOTES FOR BOYS 1

no, spotify, i don't want to use ai to "turn my ideas into playlists". i already fucking do that with my brain and hands and i do it for fun. what, should i get ai to pet my cat for me? to play my silly games for me? to spend time with my beautiful wife for me? how about i rend you asunder

I hate watching Internet horror because it results in my recommendations being filled with "analysis" videos (actually just a plot summary) with thumbnails that look like this:

Silverfish are so brave for going down the bathtub drain. I would be scared as fuck in there. I suppose when you have as many legs as they do things like that aren’t as frightening. #Perspective.