NEVER Feel Bad For Doing Jack Shit. If You Didn't Get Anything Done Today, That's Wonderful. And I Love

Happy new year!!! From me who has finally returned from outstation! I rushed this just in time for the new year in my timezone haha!

To all who celebrate, I hope you guys have a great time! Rest well and may your year be fruitful. To another year, be it good or bad, I am glad we are here.

I am starting to miss 2016 woke in some ways. Girlboss era I’m sorry I ever mocked you…

One day the fandom will start portraying the people of L'manburg like the violent aggressors that Wilbur always intended them to be and then I'll finally be free

so bored should i stage my own arrest and get thrown into a prison i paid to have built and then get tortured beat neglected and starved but in a gay way

They just done beating some noobs 👊👊

My dear mothers "kitchen" scissors

I think the only person I've met in real life with 100% career satisfaction was this gal I knew who was a presenter at a children's science museum and delivered every line like she was running a WWE match. Every time you passed the room where she was giving a presentation, you'd hear something like "WHO'S READY FOR CEPHALOPODS?!?" and the kids would go absolutely nuts cheering.

getting dsmp content on my timeline again because of parkour civilization and it activated the maggots in my brain like sleeper agents that just heard the code word. ill never be free from these little freaks theyre like microplastics. heres the two most normal guys on the server