"you Are One Of Gods Strongest Soldiers" I Say, Not Even Believing In Either Of Those Institutions

[part 1]

Dream stepped out of the lava his feet on the solid obsidian. The main cell was out of the question. If he wanted somewhere to sleep it wouldn't be fucking idiotville and it's resident mayor. He briefly considered one of the cells but that was too far away from his secret entrance to the prison. Plus those cells were cold.

He turned back to face the lava. It didn't matter if Sam could see him, he would just think Dream was watching him, toying with him. "DREAM! DREAM COME BACK" but he was loud. and annoying. He would continue to be loud and annoying for over a week if his own experience was anything to go by.

He had come to the prison for silence, to be alone with his thoughts and for the security only several layers of unbreakable obsidian could provide. No matter what color was between the bumps in the rock. He'd have to travel further in. If he remembers correctly there's another section of lava that should suit him just fine.

A short trip through the guards tunnel and he was standing next to another wall of lava surrounded by obsidian. If he closed his eyes it felt just like the cell. He laid down a blanket and tried to get comfortable but nothing is quite as grounding as prinkly obsidian. The usueless blanket is burned and he's curled up as close to the lava as is safe.

It's been a long time since he's slept as soundly as that.

can you take my white ass to funkytown

I just love how in the dsmp You can have characthers dessing up in like militar clothing like in the l'manberg outfits, ctechno that's like a pig with a royal style, people dessing up like in the red banquet. And then You like csapnap and cpunz that dress like they're gamer boys that haven't changed in a week, You have cphil that's just a anime characther, cdream that's a weird green looking thing, cpuffy that's a pirate, and skeppy it's just skeppy

how do conservatives think talking to children works? if a four year old came up to me and said “i’m a cat!!” i would say “really? what makes you a cat?” and they’d say some shit like “i have claws >:)” and i’d be like “oh wow, you do have claws. but wait, i thought cats had pointed ears!” and they’d say “they DO!!!” and then i’d pull up a picture of an elf and ask “is THIS a cat?” and they’d yell “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO”

u wouldn’t say “fucking hell, Emily, get it together. this is the real world”

how did this reaction to dream facetime not wipe out at least half of the wilburian-drantis

The only good thing staff added recently

Mutuals we are doing this

mutuals do this!!!!

Dream getting crucified: its okay judas i was in the wrong judas I'm sorry you ever had to feel that way about me it was a shit thing for me to do and I'll love you. No John don't say anything about judas hes a great friend. Also Mr crucifier man do you want me to stick the nails into myself if it's too much work for you

i love how for fanart of basically any dsmp character there's so many variations, even with the characters with "boring" skins like purpled, except for punz. every drawing of punz i've seen has the exact same design. he's just Some Guy in a white hoodie with a medallion every single time. especially in fanart where he's next to dream, "terrifying, almost horror-like drawing of a masked creature wearing a huge green cloak and his bestie, Random Blond Gamer"