DP X DC Prompt #15

I'm curious. Reblog this if you know how to cook

I don’t even care if it’s macaroni, ramen or those little bowls you stick in the microwave. Please, I need reassurance that most of the population on tumblr WOULDN’T STARVE TO DEATH if their parents couldn’t fix them food or they couldn’t go out to eat. 

*puts them in a box and shakes violently*

The sins of the guilty

Guys, let's make a sandwich. I'll start:

Bread

Danny: I think you'd get along well with Apollo.

Ember: Apollo.

Danny: Yeah, he's been complaining lately that there's so few ghosts with a passion for music which is such an odd thing considering how much music means to people.

Ember: Apollo the god.

Danny: Yeah, we have tea sometimes and he teaches me how to tend to certain injuries and illnesses.

Ember: Apollo the Greek god of the sun.

Danny: Uh huh, and music, and medicine and a bunch of other things I think. He needs a business card or something. I can introduce you.

Ember: To a god.

Danny: Yup.

Ember: Danny, lilbit, pipsqueak popstar, are you telling me you regularly have tea with a god?

Danny: I regularly have tea with the dude who watches over and I suspect fully controls time and space, a lady who turns into a dragon when frustrated, a yeti, a wolf who can rip through space with his claws and Pandora who is, might I add, of the Greek pantheon herself, why is a god that unbelievable?

Ember: ... Fair enough, I'm game.

The people of Gotham could do nothing but watch in horror as the Joker killed Dr. Fenton on live TV. The doctor had moved to Gotham a little over a year ago and quickly made a name for himself by setting up clinics and shelters in the seedier parts of the city. Many had warned him of the dangers, of the criminals that would potentially target him but he didn't listen. He continued his work and soon wormed his way into the hearts of many. That's why he made a great target for the Crown Prince of Crime. Because his death would be absolutely devastating.

And it was, until someone pointed out that the good doctor seemed to be twitching behind the Joker as his gloated to the camera. That twitching soon because full on squirming and the citizens could only watch in shocked curiosity as Dr. Fenton eventually twisted out of his restraints. Then he bent down to pick up a metal pipe lying on the ground and crept towards the Joker. Understandably, many were terrified. Why wasn't the doctor using this chance to get away? People began screaming at the screens for him to escape but he just got closer. Finally he was right behind his captor and brought the pipe over his head. In one fell swoop he brought the pipe down with a satisfying crack that all could hear.

"I usually keep pretty strictly to my hippocratic oath," Dr. Fenton said. "But for you, I'm willing to make an exception."

He then proceeded to drag the Joker out of frame by the collar. The live feed ended soon after. Later, when the police arrived. Dr. Fenton was found causally sitting on some steps outside the warehouse. As they got closer, they realized the steps were actually the Joker, alive albeit barely.

One of these is accurate for me, plz tell me I'm not alone

“You never pretended to be a bride when you were a little girl?” No???? Like literally never?

Soulmate AU where, upon the youngest Soulmate turning 18, all have a dream the next time they sleep about the most important moment of their Soulmate’s life(or lives, if there’s more than one.)

For most people, this isn’t a huge issue. For the Batfam, it’s a huge problem.

But when Jason dreams of a boy who walked into a dark hole in the wall, only to hit a hidden switch, die of electrocution, and wake up as a ghost moments later?

Yeah, fuck Bruce. He’s finding his death buddy.