Lucy The Diva 💅🏻✨

The Conclave fandom on Twitter appears to be in a crisis of tone (and whether its appropriate to be posting priest yaoi rn) and it's the most entertaining thing I've seen in fandom this year

“If I had a dick I would stack donuts on it” well donut holes exist and you have a pussy so………?Get to filling

William Discovers How Lizzie Died

william not knowing his robots were built to be murder machines is *so* funny to me.

I hate people that r like

Oh I’ll be a nice ghost when I die

Like fuck you im going to haunt the opps till the end of their days, gonna do all the fuckin stereotypical shit like rattling chains in the night n slamming doors in their faces

Like being able to torment the opps without them noticing you sounds amazing

I reckon Benitez defo knows at least ONE rude song by heart. No one knows about this until like he zones out and randomly starts singing it.

Benitez: ᶠʳᵒᵐ ᵗʰᵉ ᵗᵒᵖ ᵐᵃᵏᵉ ᶦᵗ ᵈʳᵒᵖ

Aldo, probably:

Sick in bed again, I drew this baby, look at the lil goober, GGGRRRRR, makes me wanna scream, I love fnaf, look at the lil guy

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST PHOTO HE LOOKS PISSED

I NEED a sitcom style show of the cardinals, nuns and Vincent post conclave

Like I’m talking modern family style

imagine: you are chilling in front you your house getting high. along comes an old family friend who you last saw when you were six, you are now in your 50s. after a brief convo where he is kind of a dick to you, he’s like damn you’ve changed :/. and your like yeah bestie it’s been five decades why the fuck are you here. he leaves. later that night a shit ton of people show up and trash your house. just throw and absolute rager. halfway through the family friend from earlier shows up. he announces in full earshot of everyone that he wants you to come with him to rob a bank. you of course say wtf??? one of the people who broke into your house calls you a pussy. another person shoves you a contract which declares if you get shot robbing the bank they will not pay for your funeral. you pass out. when you wake up you find the contract on your table and your house almost completely back to normal. you stare at the contract for a moment and decide, fuck it this is just as a good a midlife crisis than anything.

this is what happened to bilbo baggins

yay 🎉🎉