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German movies part 2

Hey guys! I noticed how many people on this website are learning German or want to learn it. It is my mother tongue and I love German cinema. We all know that movies help to improve language skills, so I made a list about my favorite German films and some must-sees! I hope you enjoy these films!

Türkisch für Anfänger (based on a famous TV series, a German girl, a Turkish boy and his sister and some weird German guy are lost on a deserted island)

Der Baader Meinhof Komplex (based on the story of Andreas Baader, Ulrike Meinhof & the RAF)

Bibi Blocksberg (kids movie about the most famous German witch)

Charlie & Louise - Das doppelte Lottchen (German version of The Parent Trap, cutest ending ever)

Mädchen, Mädchen (3 girls that are crazy about having an orgasm, the movie is all about love, sex and orgasms)

Wo ist Fred? (a guy fakes being disabled and learns a lot about disabled people)

Die Wolke (tragic movie, a girl and her brother are desperately trying to leave the city because of a malfunction in a nuclear power plant, it’s very fxcking sad)

Vincent will Meer (moving film about a guy suffering from Tourette syndrom)

Freier Fall (a movie about 2 guys falling for each other, one of them has a wife and a child)

Rubbeldiekatz (a guy fakes being a woman so he can play in a famous movie - and he falls in love with the main actress)

Christiane F. - Wir Kinder vom Bahnhof Zoo (y’all know what this about I guess)

Feuchtgebiete (THIS MOVIE IS SO GROSS AND NSFW i don’t know any other film that is like this omg)

Der Schuh des Manitu (a classic lmao)

Barfuss bis zum Hals (literally everyone is naked at some point)

Die Apothekerin (about a pharmacist with a messed up life, a lot of ppl will die but believe me, you won’t be sad haha)

Me: writes unedited nonsense

Also me: gets annoyed when that unedited nonsense has typos

can you hear the music?

I only know how to write free verse poetry

Rue, what happened?

Gonna tell y’all what I can hear now that I got my hearing aids

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