Greetings

a psa from your local sex favorable ace! i just wanted to make this post since i see a lot of people (even aces) saying or insinuating that an asexual person cant want sex. this isn't true at all! it keeps asexual people from realizing they are ace!! asexual people can want sex, have sex, enjoy sex, and get horny! the only requirement for being considered ace is a lack of sexual attraction, and even then theres a whole spectrum of asexual identities including partial attraction. we are such a diverse communtiy and we should celebrate that! allo people please share!

TRUTH

Hiccup Haddock from How To Train Your Dragon is Autistic!

shoutout to flags that look like landscapes fr gotta be one of my favorite genders

if you have to resort to the "Race to the Edge isn't canon" argument then you've automatically lost the debate, just saying.

people complain about httyd 2 not being as good as httyd 1 as if they expect dreamworks to somehow top their magnum opus

more silly httyd (*cough* rtte *cough*) headcanons!!

they managed to convince gobber to not tell anyone about the whole "lycanwing" thing with tuff being a lie. they just let people believe he's actually a lycanwing. whenever it's a full moon, the riders act all solemn and twitchy. tuff is nowhere to be seen. if you ask ruff, she just looks at you sadly. gothi and stoick are the only ones who know it's a joke. berk lives in fear. the truth only comes out roughly a year or so later, when they forget it's a full moon and everyone's just like, "oh."

they regularly have prank wars. there are alliances, betrayals, double-agents, everything of the sort. don't tell fishlegs anything; he's a blabbermouth. don't trust astrid; she will use this prank against you. if you go after hiccup, the revenge will be 10x worse. the twins are not against using violence. stoick banned their prank wars on berk. now, they go to a random island to go completely savage.

once, in an extremely sleep-deprived state, snotlout made a "your mum" joke to hiccup. before they knew she was alive. hiccup now brings it up whenever he needs to win an argument.

they use chicken, her babies, and the dragons to make weird, soap opera-esque performances. they get very creative.

they've all tried to learn gothi's stick language. the results vary. hiccup is fluent in it. fishlegs can understand most, but not all of the symbols. after that, it's ruffnut and tuffnut. snotlout and astrid can't understand it at all. languages are not their thing.

when they get drunk, it gets pretty weird. fishlegs is a paranoid drunk. snotlout cries, as does tuff. astrid gets unreasonably angry. hiccup tries - and fails - to complete stunts he's never attempted before. (thankfully, toothless doesn't allow this. he made that mistake once. never again.) ruffnut just flirts with people.

ruff has SO MUCH rizz. like, an ungodly amount of it. she pulls so many bitches (especially the wing maidens, cough cough).

the twins helped hiccup with making the dragon blade explode. many tests were conducted, and much property damage occured. eventually, they had to just move to an uninhabited island (aka prankster's isle) in order to test it properly.

a little montage of stan calling mabel sweetie, pumpkin, etc. requested here by angelictactics!

My second hyperfixation slot has been taken up by Undertale at the moment, so I made a HTTYD Undertale AU. Trigger warning: Blood

Hiccup is Frisk, Viggo is Chara, and Snotlout is Asriel

Might do more, not sure hehe

have I made it clear how much I adore this man? No? Because I ADORE THIS MAN (AND HIS DRAGON) THEY DESERVE ALL THE LOVE AND HAPPINESS IN THE WORLD