(( Headcanon That Jack Gets Really Bad Spring Allergies. ))

THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!! YOURE THE BEST!!!

"This user is married to Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III" userbox, requested by @toothless101

non sexual intimacy!!!! bathing together, washing each other, playing with each other's hair, kissing every inch of their body, writing love letters on their back with your finger, connecting their moles and freckles to create constellations on their skin, running your hands up and down their thighs, ugh just expressing physical love without it having to be about sex!!!!

The three stages of Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III fangirling [insp]

Kinda sad we didn’t get this joke in the actual film, I just find it so funny

Eret: Seeing as Drago won’t care if I deliver you dead or alive, I’ll give you as long as it takes to remove that noisy, oversized head of yours. How’s that?

Hiccup: Fair enough. Is my head really oversized?

Astrid: Your hair is.

Hiccup: Ahaha, hilarious.

Taken from How to Train Your Dragon 2 Deleted Scene: Eret and Hiccup Swashbuckling

I present Miss Deranged and Lady Snot

Bit of a hot take

But I honestly don't get why hiccstrid is as popular as it is cause in my opinion it feels like every other generic romance added into movie/tv shows. Like their nothing really noteworthy about it besides that one scene in the first movie

idk whenever I see screenshots of them together all I think is this

so I didn’t realize this until now, but in RTTE season 1 episode 8 "crushing it” there’s a clip where Stoick is giving Gothi shit for her plowing. It shows they’re in a field and I didn’t realize which field it was until now. It’s Mildew’ old cabbage field and his house.

Still has the hole in the roof from when Snotlout fell through it 3 years ago 🤣

AHSHEBDJDNSNDN BABY BOY I LOVE HIM SO MUCH

i love this thing so much i want to shake him like a dog and punch him. wish the worst for him tbh