Vote For Me Over Kanye And I Might Spare Your Molars

Smile, Kyle!

This is Jebidiah, our salesman, favorite child #5,890,255, his people skills— unmatchable!

Running for pres 2020

Ah yes, the account about the toothmiser yes indeed

The snack that smiles back

Teeth

Health insurance that relies on tax fraud

This is Jebidiah, our salesman, favorite child #5,890,255, his people skills— unmatchable!

@biggest-gaudiest-patronuses, are you voting Teethmiser for president 2020? Against kanye.

#selfie

Distantly related to the Duolingo owl

I learned to speak all languages in fear of a higher power