Beautiful Woman Named “square Teams: Don’t Forget To Clock In For Your 5:00 Am Shift!” Is Texting

WOAH

The only place I feel comfortable posting a progress pic of this painting is the hell site so enjoy. Also a bonus picture of my cat and my evil eyes

God thats so me

main got deleted, previously @999moreyears >_>) boosferextra -> kabrumediumnaturals -> sqiddleshow -> zombehluver

strawpage, art account @artisticswag (art tag on here is #epic art), i run @utdr-archive

pfp by @/featherspiral , header by @/karakt

(stamps sourced from my deviantart(linked in my strawpage) and the two time one is by @/dottolonelover4life )

It cost me every ounce of dignity. Blushing and kicking my feet and shit bcuz they sent a stupid cat meme. “Us.” It’s not us, we are not cats. I used to kill for fun. Now look at me. Waiting for them to play their turn in digital golf. Stupid ass

Having a boyfriend is literally free

My D&D character Abba, the shittiest flute player around.

Saw someone mention the new Boston Dynamics' robot was introduced like a Souls boss. Was not expecting it to come out so creepy.

wrong. They are very small and I Do Not Like That. Grow up baby.

Also they sticky

you don't "hate kids," you hate being forced into a caretaking role.

you don't "hate kids," you hate censorship passed off as family values.

you don't "hate kids," you hate the constrictiveness of the nuclear family.

you don't "hate kids," you're just not used to occupying fully age diverse spaces so you're not used to the noise or the many different kinds of needs.

you don't "hate kids," most public spaces just aren't built for kids, and so the few kids you see are always uncomfortable and distressed.

you don't "hate kids," you hate the intense social rules assigned to kids and anyone who interacts with kids.

You don't "hate kids," you hate how society reproduces its most restrictive elements and how kids are powerless to resist it.

Its a blunt point and youre never straight in anything

You’re short

Im taller than a thousand redwoods and you are smaller than a single sand particle

Im literally him bro, im fucking HIM

i lov link <3 first tumblr post yippee

Gay

Projection is not a healthy coping mechanism babes

I was just trying to warm up and try to sketch without lineart and I think I like the result ! (idk if I have the motivation to continue the drawing)

I'm having an existential crisis, I don't understand what I want to achieve with my art style ;v; Why do I struggle so much to draw ?