[guy With The Cant Focus Disorder] Why The Fuck Can't I Focus

this Or get Annish Kapoor’s ass for me. fuck that guy

if i’m ever brutally murdered and everyone feels like they need to do something productive in my memory, all i want is for you to pass legislation banning LED headlights in my name. regardless of how irrelevant it is to my murder. it’s relevant to my heart.

You’re short

Im taller than a thousand redwoods and you are smaller than a single sand particle

It cost me every ounce of dignity. Blushing and kicking my feet and shit bcuz they sent a stupid cat meme. “Us.” It’s not us, we are not cats. I used to kill for fun. Now look at me. Waiting for them to play their turn in digital golf. Stupid ass

Having a boyfriend is literally free

This game has ruined my life

my unpopular opinion is that i hate tiktok because now people just publicly watch loud ass videos in public spaces with no regard for anyone else. 100% it was not this bad with youtube, it’s such a different thing with tiktok. put on headphones. you are grown.

My D&D character Abba, the shittiest flute player around.

thank you for gracing us with your knowledge

Yo howd you get so handsome share your secrets

Be gay, do crime

the infamous potlid incident

Ever since I saw Daruk's diary I can't stop thinking about this scene in my head. A literal pot lid got Link appointed to be Zelda's guard.....

Impa probably scampers over to check on Zelda and Link uses that moment to crabwalk away before he can make a bigger fool of himself😂