Sometimes I Just Rotate Her In My Head, Then Make Her Sad :)

If you see this on your dashboard, reblog this, NO MATTER WHAT and all your dreams and wishes will come true.

Tav, using their Pet Owner Voice: What have you got in your mouth? What are you eating? Drop it! Drop it right now!

Scratch: [whines and drops Wyll's boot]

Owlbear Cub: [guiltily spits out Boo, alive and unharmed]

Halsin, currently a bear: [drops a half-eaten salmon and makes an indignant noise]

Astarion: [startles at the raised voice, lets go of Tav's wrist, reclaims it and goes back to his breakfast once he realises they're not talking to him]

Gale: [chewing faster]

Tav, sternly: Gale...

Gale: [reluctantly spits out a powerful magical artefact into Tav's outstretched hand]

Tav, muttering under their breath: Can't have shit in the Gate.

Gale, ruefully rubbing the back of his neck, also under his breath: Gods forbid a wizard do anything

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Wavemother's Robe, but with more accessories from Flood Tide Allandra Grey

I think people are not understanding that to get Astarion’s approval up you don’t have to be mean you just have to be chaotic. The man is a toddler let loose off his leash for the first time in 200 years he doesn’t care about being mean he cares about being funny

He’s so messy i love him

I want my friends back. I don't want to be alone.

LOKI 2.05 Science/Fiction

Astarion in Early Access: "Hahaha yes I'm very charming and deceptive and evil and sex is so much fun and I really don't care about anyone."

Astarion in the Full Game: "I haven't had bodily autonomy in 200 years and I've forgotten how to be intimate with someone beyond using it to lure people to their deaths and I have so much trauma regarding sex and I seduced you because it's what I've had to do to survive for literal centuries and I needed you to be on my side but I wasn't supposed to fall in love with you but you're so kind and amazing that I fell anyway and I'm terrified of real emotions but I want *us* to be real because you deserve it and I really care about you but I need you to help me because this is all so new and I'm so scared but I want this to work and I-"

My sister wanted to know my take on Astarion and Tav possibly having kids. I think it would be an In This Corner Of The World situation where Noah would feel bad for a child begging them for food cos she was orphaned after the ilithid invasion and has been on the streets fending for herself alone. Knowing Noah, he’d feel bad and take her home cos he cant just leave her know he has the ability to help. He decides to raise her as his own despite Astarion’s protests. Astarion grows to adore her eventually after spending more time with her