He Had A Bit Of A Rough Landing...

Apparently human blood has about the same amount of protein as the average protein shake. You just met Dracula at the local gym and he. is. absolutely. ripped.

Tav, using their Pet Owner Voice: What have you got in your mouth? What are you eating? Drop it! Drop it right now!

Scratch: [whines and drops Wyll's boot]

Owlbear Cub: [guiltily spits out Boo, alive and unharmed]

Halsin, currently a bear: [drops a half-eaten salmon and makes an indignant noise]

Astarion: [startles at the raised voice, lets go of Tav's wrist, reclaims it and goes back to his breakfast once he realises they're not talking to him]

Gale: [chewing faster]

Tav, sternly: Gale...

Gale: [reluctantly spits out a powerful magical artefact into Tav's outstretched hand]

Tav, muttering under their breath: Can't have shit in the Gate.

Gale, ruefully rubbing the back of his neck, also under his breath: Gods forbid a wizard do anything

Yeah I guess the murder hobo Dark Urge run is cool or whatever but the good Dark Urge run is hilarious because is basically one of those “big city hot shot has accident, gets stuck in middle of nowhere, meets and connects with regular people, and learn to become a better person” stories. Like you’re basically Lightning McQueen in the Cars movie, if Lightning McQueen was the star player in murdering people

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Based on my experience with those spiders, during my playthrough

More Codywan for you feral fuckers. I got to try some new brushes and techniques that really spiced up my art and didn’t make it look so cluttered like my other Codywan piece. <3

some men just look better bloody

When Astarion says “I prayed to all the gods. They never answered” and Wyll says “the only thing a god’s ever given me is a cold shoulder” and when Minthara says “there are no gods left for me”

if you even get it.

they’re all buddies i love them /SOB