Phoenix What The Fuck Is Your Issue

so close! the correct answer was "I love you most".

Has anyone done this yet?

When little nightmares 3 and reanimal was announced, my immediate reaction to it was "omg! I can't wait to see the crossovers people will draw and talk about!"

But instead, I see people fighting about which game is better and put it up to competition for absolutely no reason. You guys begged for little nightmares 3 and now that we're getting it, you guys are pissed?

"Its not made by the same company wah wah I expected mono wah wah" mono is stuck in a loop. And just because it's not made by the same company doesn't mean you can't give it a chance.

And no this post doesn't exclude you mfs saying that reanimal is ln3/similar to ln3. That's stupid. Tarsier studios has a specific art style and has BEEN creating video games like this, not everything they produce is little nightmares.

It’s like wondering why an artist is still using an art style and drawing the same genre of character but not making art for the franchise they used to

I better see more crossovers of ln3 and reanimal. No debate on which ones better.

"Papa?" Heinrich sat up in bed, clutching his little toy wooden duck, "what happened after uncle Henry fell off the cliff?"

"I brought him to a local herb woman," Hans said simply, sitting beside his son on the bed, "she saved his life."

Heinrich frowned, confused, "oh. That's not how uncle Henry sees it."

"What do you mean?"

"Well, you carried uncle Henry through the woods. He was really hurt and talking nonsense," Heinrich explained enthusiastically, "you kept him sane and alive. You're a hero, Papa! A brave knight!"

Hans chuckled, shaking his head, "I didn't do anything Henry wouldn't have done for me."

"Does that mean uncle Henry isn't a hero?" Heinrich asked, lying back down onto the bed. Hans folded his arms thoughtfully.

"No. Of course not."

Heinrich smiled sleepily, "so why is it different for you? You can be a brave knight, too."

Hans just smiled softly, brushing his son's hair from his face as he drifted off to sleep. He found Henry by the fire, pouring them a goblet of wine each. He took one gratefully, sipping at it thoughtfully as he sat with Henry.

"You've been telling him fairy tales again," Hans murmured, staring into the fire, "of brave knights and heroes."

Henry chuckled, nudging his lord, "nah, I don't believe in fairy tales. I only told him the truth."

"Thank you, Henry," he reached across, gripping Henry's knee, "you're my hero, too."

Hans spread out on the bed, exhausted yet satisfied. Beside him, Henry was staring at him, shaking his head in disappointment. Hans rolled his eyes, pointing at him.

"Don't look at me like that. What was I supposed to say?"

"I don't know, Hans," Henry grumbled, rubbing a hand over his face in frustration, "but if my wife just walked in on me in bed with my serf, I'd come up with something better to say than 'oh, I knew there was someone we forgot to invite to the threesome!'"

Hans scoffed, rolling onto his side to face Henry, "yes and if my lord's wife had caught me shagging said lord, I probably would've stopped doing so," he fell onto his back again, his arms folded in a sulk, "so you can get off your high horse."

After a moment's silence, Henry nodded, "aye, that's fair."

selkie au counts for mermay.... riiiiight......

Parasite

he's saddled with unnecessary something

Hannibal (2013-2015)

i had the idea for this last tdov but it didnt come together until now 🥖🍷 though i'm not religious, this quote is beloved to me