More Alone Together + Drifting Stars!!

"I want him gone," Heinrich declared, barging into the hall where his father and godfather were talking. He pointed behind him, insistent, "he is insolent, disrespectful, uncooperative..."

"The new stable boy, Tomas," Hans clarified to Henry who nodded in understanding, an annoyingly knowing smirk on both of their faces. Hans schooled his expression as best he could, shrugging at his son, "what would you have me do? His father is the best horse master in the region."

"Why don't you challenge him to a duel?" Henry said with a snigger, glancing at Hans who was barely keeping it together beside him.

"Good call," Hans declared, nudging Henry conspiratorially whilst addressing his son, "just don't try to fight him drunk. He'll end up in your service and then you'll be fucked."

They did start giggling, then, at some private joke that was completely lost on young Heinrich. He looked between them, staring at them as if they'd lost their minds.

"You two are so fucking weird."

The teenager stomped out of the room, making sure to slam the door behind him. Still laughing slightly, Henry wiped a tear and looked smugly at his lord.

"Well, you wanted him to take after you."

Hans rolled his eyes, "shut up, Henry."

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Little Mistery Trio in "The Legend of the Gobblewonker" + Fiddlesix in "Double Dipper Ford" bc they're adorable

why danny looking at me like that

im still thinking about the substance because yes it is about the beauty standards women face, but i think it could also b interpreted as a metaphor for mother daughter relationships. sue is literally made from her. the huge scar on her back. the scene where elisabeth is watching the interview and screaming abt how sues beauty secret is her and she gets it from her. like yes in a very literal sense she gets it from her but also she came from elisabeth, she gets it from her, she gets it from her!!!! the growing resentment between BOTH of them. elisabeth for sue doing all the things she feels she cant at her age, taking the opportunities that were once presented to her. sue for holding her back, for constantly having to come back, for being old. remember you are one because yes you are the same person but also this is your mom and htis is your daughter and this is your future and this is your past. am i reading too much into this probably idk but damn. this movie fucks

this exchange just took me out oh my god i love her so much

not sexually attracted to this guy not aesthetically attracted to him but a secret third thing

edit: fuck you captain

dear people with OCD: the next time you have spiraling & intrusive thoughts, what-ifs, or catastrophizing scenarios, I am sending a cardigan-wearing 46-year old NYU professor directly into your brain and he says "Aaaaand scene!!!" and he claps his hands slowly. and he says "Wow. Wow. Powerful stuff. Evocative imagery. A little bit post-modern, a little bit hysterical realism in the vein of Don Delilo but let's pause right here." and you will recognize your thoughts as a perplexing avant-garde film shown to an audience of 15 liberal arts students who are now trying to get a good grade and sleep with their professor.