Whenever I’m On YouTube On The TV With My Gf My Algorithm Decides To Turn Into A Smiling Friends Background

they're taking my bloood

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this youtuber having what is definitely a framed photograph of jerma on her desk in the background

I have been trying to make this post since yesterday. I have tried to send it at least 4 times and every single time it doesn't work. its not that it doesn't send because of the internet or it crashes or whatever it just doesn't fucking work. like it for real just disappears ive never had a glitch like this on tumblr before. all of my other posts send fine even when they have images attached. what the fuck is wrong with this ao oni png

If Jerma was born 40 thousand years ago

-sits in a cave for hours at a time, talking to a wall

-has visions of spirits watching his every move which he refers to as "chat"

-chat loves it when he gets jumpscared (stumbles upon a predator on the hunt)

-he has an infamous story of eating a whole basket of berries and then puking on his mother's sleeping bag

-he shows chat things like wooden figurines and stone knifes ranting on how this technology is literally magic

-"I hate the sound of sewing thread I'm sorry guys, it's like lighting a fire for me I don't like fires it freaks me out, I don't like that there's like a demon in your house that gets as hot as Sun I don't like it and it's weird and it burns"

-everyone constantly accuses him of animal totemism and makes fun of him for being "neanderthal sized"

Had a dream that Jerma said faggot on stream and everyone referred to him as “Slurma” afterward to sort of shame him

Why ain't my tabely charging I need to get my aesop on!!! She aesop on my carl till I start embalming all over the place bru🙏🙏

Shakespeare 400 yrs ago: and then he pulls a pack of cigs out of his denim mini skirttttt

David tennant in 2011: omg yessss

I had a dream that there were Jerma impersonators. Like Elvis impersonators, but for Jerma. And like Elvis impersonators, a large majority of them could officiate weddings. So Jerma did a stream where he managed to hire as many as he could to officiate a wedding between himself and another Jerma impersonator. It was just a church full of Jermas all speaking over each other, while Real Jerma was trying to get them to settle down.