Do You Ever Think About How There Was A Last Time He Ever Let Himself Have Longer Hair

Had a dream that Jerma said faggot on stream and everyone referred to him as “Slurma” afterward to sort of shame him

this is me with my friends right now, except they dont like old men and i refuse to call the guy a twink

this keeps happening to me and it’s funnier every time

Why ain't my tabely charging I need to get my aesop on!!! She aesop on my carl till I start embalming all over the place bru🙏🙏

hey this is my impression of aesop carls birthday letter but like if he was jerma

Okay, everyone is FINALLY here. The-uh The- letter- THE LETTER. The LETTER- said that the match is gonna start in three days, mhm, yup, you guys heard that right!! THREE days! Now- Oh my god-, Now it'll be time for me to talk to that uh-um, guy. Y'know, last night I had a dream that Jerry was standin' in this.. dim yellow light while I was um- arrangin' white flowers in a coffin. He like patted me on my shoulda and said I did a good job. Over the uh- years, I kept his teachin's in mind and NEVER forgot that I am an *undertaker*. Yeah, since I entered this uh- manor- manor, I've been searchin' for someone to have a new start with, that flakey girl isn't gonna do well, nor is that cranky guy. Someone.. quiet would probably be best for my coffin. And now, NOW!! MY SEARCH IS OVER!!! He TRULY has a face made for etern-eternal slumber! He's always sittin' in the corner all quiet and shit, like he has a-a-a secret that he doesn't want anyone to know about. I'm the only guy who understands him and he's the only guy that understands me, I'll probably talk to him uhhh... tomorrow. Or- OR! I could write him a letter. Only he, only HE- ONLY HIM. Only he can understand how fuckin' BAD I need him to be my silent friend. If he wants me to, I can even 'take care' of his dog. The other two candidates.. Well, they're not the most suitable but I'll get 'em done and send them off at the PERFECT time. Chat- I can't wait- I just can't wait to open up my makeup box and start my mission.

Shakespeare 400 yrs ago: and then he pulls a pack of cigs out of his denim mini skirttttt

David tennant in 2011: omg yessss

MOISTCRITIKAL WAS HUNG AT MY SCHOOL

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