Suck My W E E N

hah yeah knock on wood for that good luck

*unzips pants and knocks on my pengis*

tobey drawing aesop and andrew together for the win

friendship wins

got a hair cut today and i had to keep myself from laughing because i randomly thought of that jerma bit where someone said he has no eyebrows and then he left to take a “pee break” and came back with his eyebrows filled in

I had a dream that there were Jerma impersonators. Like Elvis impersonators, but for Jerma. And like Elvis impersonators, a large majority of them could officiate weddings. So Jerma did a stream where he managed to hire as many as he could to officiate a wedding between himself and another Jerma impersonator. It was just a church full of Jermas all speaking over each other, while Real Jerma was trying to get them to settle down.

Before you post, think:

Is it groovy

Is it smashing, baby

Is it shagedelic

Does it give you mojo

Does it make others randy

me moment

Officially at 300 followers on both tumblr and twitter certified Epic Moment

i actually started tearing up in the middle of class what is wrong with this person

Today on a very special

Wee guy got fucking vaporised. Who cares