When I Say Bill Can't Remember Dipper's Name, This Is In The Outline For A Future Chapter:

When I say Bill can't remember Dipper's name, this is in the outline for a future chapter:

HEY UH uh uhhh uhhhhhhh MABEL'S BROTHER? NAME?? What's his name, it's the same length as Mabel's and it starts with the same letters, MARIO? MATTY? MAGNI? MABON? Isn't it Mabon? That sounds right, he's sure it was Mabon. IT'S REALLY PETTY OF YOU TO IGNORE BILL UNTIL HE GETS YOUR NAME RIGHT, MABON. No wait he went by a nickname, what was his nickname. It was a constellation. ORION? No. TRIANGULUM? Bill would remember if it was Triangulum. What's his sign, VIRGO?? CMON KID

[a worrying amount of time later:]

Meanwhile bill in the bathroom is doodling his zodiac on the mirror in toothpaste and going symbol by symbol "okay that one's Wendy, that's Gideon, that's Mabel— PINE TREE!" smacks the sink triumphantly. "YOUR NAME'S PINE TREE! STOP IGNORING ME, WHERE ARE YOU! ... maybe he IS out."

He forgets Dipper's name so hard that when Dipper stops wearing his cap Bill doesn't even remember which zodiac symbol he is

Have y'all ever thought about Bill's size? Like actually?

He's like what, a foot and a half tall? Which sounds tiny until you realize that's over twice times the size of your head. His eyeball would be like the size of a fist!

He's massive! It would be utterly horrifying to see this guy in front of you. How the hell did Ford not realize he was a demon??

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toucher0fgrass

1 year ago

very excited for the silly straws chapter in specific, THAT'S were the REAL content is at

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toucher0fgrass

1 year ago

just give me a moment

LOOK IT’S ME

START A CHAIN REBLOG OF BILL PHOTOS (please?)

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toucher0fgrass

1 year ago

An Au Where Flatlanders Are Dream Demons Idk Im Bored(coping.) Anyway, Here's My Contributions For The

An au where Flatlanders are Dream demons idk Im bored(coping.) Anyway, here's my contributions for the dead Flat Dreams fandom🙏🙏

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toucher0fgrass

1 year ago

nobody asked me my headcanons on Bill's weird alien shape gender but that's only because you didn't know you wanted to know

Panel one: captioned "Age 2." Drawing of a very small Bill Cipher with tiny chubby limbs, an enormous shiny eye, and youthful innocence. He's saying, "I'm a trangle. An equilatalal tringle. The cutest troingle."
Panel two: captioned "Age 14." Bill Cipher, looking older but still with a slight youthful features (shiny eye, mildly rounded corners, thicker limbs) with his hands on his "hips" glancing off to the side defensively. He's saying, "The doc said I'm psychic because I can bend into the third dimension because I have... WEIRD geometry. So if equilateral and scalene and isosceles are separate sub-genders, is 'psychic' a sub-gender? I feel like being psychic is a gender role. I'll fight you about it."
Panel three: captioned "Age 1,000,000,00..." Bill, now fully adult, wearing a bow tie, glowing, and floating in a blue void, looks deep in thought and a bit perturbed. He's thinking, "I think I feel like I'm. like. Slightly square too. I wouldn't call myself a square, if I had to pick one thing it would be triangle, I'm never NOT a triangle. But there's somethiiiinng squareish here. Like a full plate of triangle with a side dish of square. Simultaneously. I can't tell people this, being a triangle is my whole thing. Kryptos would be sooooo annoying about it if I said I feel slightly quadrilateral. What does it mean. How do you be a square in a triangular way. Or triangular in a square way?? I don't even know what I'm talking about. I should have talked—"
Panel four A: captioned "2500 BCE". Screenshot (now colored) from Gravity Falls of a (presumably Egyptian) pyramid sitting in the sand under the sun. Panel four B: close up on Bill, his eye turned into an exclamation point, hands raised in excitement, shouting "HOLY SH—" Panel four C: Bill, now with his typical brick-line pattern on the bottom half of his body, with his fists raised in the air and his feet kicked out chanting "BRICKS BRICKS BRICKS BRICKS".
Panel five: captioned "2012". Screenshot from Gravity Falls of Bill depicted as a multi-tiered six-armed glowing-eyed black-bricked neon-grout pyramid floating in front of the interdimensional rift, with large text scrawled behind him saying "GENDER EUPHORIA". Second caption: "And then he died."

of course he has gold bricks and pronouns

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toucher0fgrass

1 year ago

yeah ofc you can i dont mind if you credit me :3

yknow when i said i prolly wouldnt post more billtober stuff?? Well i lied- Instagrams algorithm isnt helping me out rn so im hoping id have better luck w tumblr bc i really like this one 😭 (Day 8: Bill Possession)

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toucher0fgrass

1 year ago

someone in the tags of my last post pointed out that ford wouldnt know what the no fly list is because he wouldnt know about 9/11 so i immediately rushed to draw this as fast as i could

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toucher0fgrass

1 year ago