Toughpatooties-blog - Akchsjssb

Me: [replaces the word ‘eat’ with ‘vore’ to annoy my friends]

Friend: hey,how many straight ships do you have ?

Me : me,oh i have loads.

Friend : name them then.

Me : * sweats nervously * well there's ..um..no it's..wait I've got this , don't rush me.

Friend: you don't have any do you.

Me : No.

ship: the gays

OTP: The Special Gays™

when you get annoyed by the sound of people eating

the most of people on tumblr maybe

Who would win in a bad bitch alien fight

there is one rat for every person in new york city

if you live in new york city then one day, when you die, your personal rat will appear and lead you to the underworld