I Crack It On The Pan

I crack it on the pan

can u guys rb this n add how you crack your eggs in the tags? i thought cracking them in the sinks’s edge is universal until i saw my friend cracking an egg on the counter instead and it was so pervese and diabolical

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2 years ago

What if in space with Markiplier and Sanders Sides combined??

Chaos would ensue. This almost feels like a fanfiction prompt. I’m also going to interpret this as Thomas is apart of the crew and his sides are the different universes, but if this isn’t what you meant you can ask again and I’ll redo it. (Also, thanks to Markiplier lore, this is Canon adjacent!):

Patton would be in Stan’s universe. You, as the player, may never meet him, but to him you’ve known him for all your life. He’s downstairs cleaning up after dinner while stan puts you to bed with a story. Patton and Stan aren’t dating (At least not on paper) they just live together while they sort out marriage issues and this was the best solution they could come up with.

This is my first “hear me out” one, but I feel like Logan would be in camp counselor Mark’s universe. Not as someone that works there, but as someone who monitors the field trips for other students. Bro’s just doing his job.

There's only one place I feel like Roman would fit, and that's with The Sexbang crew? But like, that very specific rendition where they’re all midlevel boys from, like, Skyrim or something? That's the only place that makes sense to me. Jammin and living like royalty.

Another big ‘hear me out,’ but... Janus would be in the noir universe 100% That boy would fit in completely. A universe that's centered around those black-and-white mystery tv shows from the fifties where everything is shrouded in uncertainty? My boy would fit right in.

Virgil is in that emo-boy universe. I’ve completely forgotten what its called. It's the one where mark is crying on the bed listening to his Markiplier tribute video? It's that one. They’re friends.

I’m gonna be 100%, I have no idea where the fuck Remus would go. But hopefully, these ideas will be satisfying (or funny) enough for you: Remus is in the Heehoo universe, they are not friends and both are very territorial. Remus is the bomb in the bomb universe. Remus is in the same universe as Roman. Remus works under chef in that old man Mark universe. Most of what he makes is poisonous for human consumption, luckily most of his customers are aliens.

And that's all I got! Hope you like it, and I’m sorry it took so long to get to ❤️


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2 years ago
This User’s Blog Is A Safe Place For Trans Lesbians.

this user’s blog is a safe place for trans lesbians.

2 years ago

God, these are adorable ❤️❤️❤️ I love these

Lemon And Lime Sanders Sides. Since The Summer Season Is On Its Way, I Thought It’d Be Nice To Start

Lemon and lime sanders sides. Since the summer season is on its way, I thought it’d be nice to start it off with this, because I love citrus vibe drawings and I never see them enough

2 years ago

It’s always

“Chase ‘n actor!!” “Chase ‘n Damien!!”

What about chase’n those bitches


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1 year ago

seeing all the anti trans bullshit being spread around social media right now is just reminding me to look out for each other, uplift your fellow trans friends and most importantly be kind. trans rights are human rights always, never forget that

1 year ago

Are Centhomas and the Misnake friends? I think they should be :)

Also, get cursed, mutual's and followers alike

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2 years ago

hello! i saw your reblog of my escape the night fancast! i would love to see you write for it! :D if you want, i can dm you for the selected people for the games and the deaths

Wait, Like, please??? That would be awesome! I don’t know all of the people and their personalities super well, but I know most of them and I do know them enough to recognise their names 👍

2 years ago
touyubesposts - Howdy, Homies

I was on Tumblr and the new thing was to say “bim” which stood for “better in memory”. So everyone in their posts were like “JK Rowling is such a bimmy stop defending her in 2022,” and, “You guys remember Voltron? I wish I didn’t. #bim" 

2 years ago

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