Remus And Roman Being Stuck Together And Called ‘King’ Is Actually Very Terrifying When You Consider

I am so sad because

I can't play Markiplier in Dislyte

MY CHARACTER IN THE STORY THING THEYRE DOING GOT FUCKING STUCK SO I CAN’T EVEN FINISH THEIR EVENT WHAT THE FUCK?!

At least mark’s design looks cool

@heavy-metal-papillon I love this so much, I had to extrapolate

So, I said this in a post a little while ago, but Actor manipulates the shit out of Roman, constantly planting ideas of how similar they are and talking about how everyone else is going to abandon them so he should stay vigilant. And Roman, who wants to believe the best in his friends but is self-conscious (very notably in the series), trusts fully in Actor, loving his natural creative genius and his ability to create in general. And Actor loves how much Roman feeds his ego, so of course he keeps him around.

However, Janus sees right through Actor’s bullshit. (My characterization of Janus is a bit sympathetic, so hang with me.) He doesn’t necessarily like Roman, but he’s not stupid. He knows Actor is only using Roman. And, in turn, using Thomas. He isn’t quite sure what Actor is capable of, but he is not going to let Roman or Actor push him or anyone away.

So while Actor is trying to convince Roman to be his right-hand man and leave the others behind because ‘they’re just going to leave him anyways,’ Janus is working around the clock to A) Find out Actor’s true intentions and past (spoilers: it ain't great) and B) Make sure Roman is always hanging out with the other sides. In his mind, even Remus bothering him is better than Roman hanging out with Actor.

And Roman is confused, conflicted with everything he feels between everyone, but is none the wiser.

Interesting take, but hear me out:

Wilford would say the most fucked up shit in he most casual way, which others would be disturbed by. Also he would constantly be twisting peoples words (unintentionally) to say kinda messed up shit. This gives Remus two choices.

1. He is my rival

2. He is my new partner in crime

Take this as you will

people always say wilford and remus would be buddies but i personally think remus would despise wilford bc he thrives on reactions to his intrusive nonsense and wilford isn't phased by anything

Markiplier egos: The Canon and Uncanon

I have come to a horrible realization that you can tell which Sides/Egos are canon for the other series I like, but not for this one! So, of course, I’m gonna fix this. (Also I’m doing this based of characters that do and don’t appear in the ‘with Markiplier’ series canon)

(For the mark section, C - Canon, N - Not Canon, P - Possibly Canon)

The obviously canon

Darkiplier (Also Damien)

Wilford (Also William b. Barnum)

Mark (The actor)

The Jims (all of them, but I’m going to count the four iterations of Jim we see for simplicity's sake)

Yancy

Captain Magnum

Illinois

Stan Wheeler

Heehoo

Murdock (I considered putting him in the “that's just mark” category)

The door monster

Canon?

Bingiplier (plus mini bing)

Googleplier (all four iterations)

Bim Trimmer

King of the squirrels

Dr. Iplier

Ed Edgar

Septiplier (I know)

Silver shepherd

The host (also the author)

That's just Mark

Heist Mark (c)

Head Engineer Mark(c)

Date Mark(c)

Drowned man Mark(n)

E-boy Mark(n)

Noir Mark (c)

The pornipliers (all six of them) (c)

Markbop (p)

Organization Head Mark (c)

Head soldier Mark (c)

Camp counselor Mark (c)

Bomb diffuser Mark (c)

Resident enis Mark (n)

FNAF the Musical Mark (n)

Cool patrol Mark (n)

Old man Mark (c)

Not canon

Harold B. Darrensworth

Eric Derekson

Derek Derekson

Randall Vorhees

Santaplier

Bonesaw

Chef iplier

Yandereplier

Dr. Plier (different from Dr. Iplier)

Dave Torres

Annus

The MerMer

Stan the water man (?)

The God of night

FNAF AR announcer

The necromancer

The centaur

Bill

Elder Jerimiah

Brian

If we add up all of these egos, we get 46 egos in canon, 72 egos in total... Tell me if I missed any (or if there are some that shouldn’t be counted) and I’ll add them to (or remove them from) the list!

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Look at my blog.

Do you think I’m not weird? Do you think anything I have going for me is normal? I have a temporary hyperfixation at best, obsession at worst. I’m not going to sit here and assume the person you’re talking about is me, but I’m sure whoever you're talking about feels the same way. The worse that happens? They don’t want to talk. And if that's the case, it's definitely not because you’re too weird. We’re all weird! This is Tumblr!

We are cringe, but we are free. And we are lonely.

Anyways, dms are always open, and I hope you get to talk to whoever you wanted to talk to! ❤️

Sometimes i wanna talk to a mutual but then i think i have a good thing going on and i better not ruin it with my weirdness so i just don't

My drafts are crazy

He took Indi’s advice, he learned how to teleport

Some irony in this is that Jack could have probably rode a drone to his destination by this point.

You had to be taught that?

‘respect ur elders’ why cause they’re old? I can outrun them, outsmart them, outmaneuver them. 

I'm sorry, but Marvin’s face FUCKING KILLS ME HERE

LOOK AT THAT FACE! YOU KNOW WHO’S FACE THAT IS??? DO YOU KNOW WHO’S FACE THAT BELONGS TO???

I did another :)

(I think we know why ‘Hero’ has a question mark after it)