Silly Desertduo Core Song

every time I see a wacky bright colour tie I think of him

that oh so cute stand he does with his hands on his hips

every time I think of a porno I think of feral pleasures

monster trucks.

ugly left handed handwriting

those dimples

when I listen to dancing queen by abba I think of him yeah I think im done

school project, some drawings for my pretend game about a housefly girl called musca and her adventures in some creepy&wet place

Hey quartz, why this era again? Why are we so back?

GUYS ALWAYS SELL YOUR SOOUL TO AZUL ASHENGROTO

I don't want to be seen anymore

Hey does it violently fuck with anyone else that both House and Wilson say nearly the exact same thing about one another when mentioning the aftermath of their first serious relationships....???????

Halfway through s2 when Stacy kisses House, Wilson barges into her office and tries to protect him. Specifically, he says that he "was the one stuck picking up the pieces" after she left him.

And then, in s6 when Sam "The First Mrs. Wilson" Carr is reintroduced, House says that he had to pick up the pieces after she left Wilson the first time. He confronts Sam in a much more aggressive way than Wilson confronts Stacy (though even that was a little uncharacteristically aggressive for Wilson back then tbh?) but they literally have like... the EXACT same conversation.

They both just go straight into confrontation, immediately building up a protective barrier over the other. And the women react the same exact way too; snapping back. And if Sam was to Wilson as Stacy was to House... well. It's safe to say she did some fucked up shit. And I'm honestly really surprised that isn't mentioned more often on here

I’m curious, given the length of time I’ve had my own online moniker:

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Does anyone remember Spy Kids? I just re-watched it after years XD So here’s a quick sketch of Carmen and Juni!

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2024 was my first year of getting back into writing fanfic since literally 5 years ago - and I only got back into it in the second half of the year (and I'll still be posting more stuff before 2024 is over lbr)

very briefly, these are the House fics I wrote this year, in chronological order:

Kill the Mood: Hilson try doing doctor roleplay during sex (and fail)

Bonk: Wilson gets a concussion :)

Don't Touch Me: Wilson hates physical contact and has a bad time

inappropriate use of hospital technology: House sends Wilson a dickpic and trans!Wilson jerks off about it

acting like a tough guy: House avoids Wilson on Valentine's Day (Wilson is very endeared by this)

sleep(less): Wilson is sleep deprived to the point of hallucinating a week after he started dating House

Slow Blink: Wilson is turned into a kitten. House is confused by cat body language

ow: trans!Wilson has period cramps

oh, and one more thing: Wilson gets hurt, House mother hens him, Wilson is a little shit

Want/Deserve/Receive: Wilson starts dating House and freaks out because he doesn't feel like he's allowed to be happy

the truth I chose to bend myself around: House accidentally takes truth serum. Nobody believes him (wip)

Tie Me Up, Pull My Leash: Wilson bets House to wear a tie and then tugs on it like a leash and they make out about it

I'm tagging @itooaminthisepisode and @oldmanffucker and @coffins-and-marbles and @defibrillism (if you wanna)

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House listens to ICP and Hollywood Undead unironically, and i will die on this hill