So Me Core

IM ON MY KNEES IM SHAKING IM FROTHING AT THE MOUTH GOD IS GOOD

it’s all “ceo this” and “ceo that” but never “how’s your old man yaoi fic going?” 😓

Thank you for gracing my feed

Estrogen wouldn't fix Robert Chase but it would've calmed her down, in the same way a chew toy soothes the aching gums of a teething puppy.

middle aged lady on my bus just called someone's partner "your whimsical idiot boyfriend" over the phone . with sincere frustration might I add

Do you think Odysseus is vast coded?

I personally think he's stranger coded and slaughter/web/buried marked if that makes sense?

no! therapy will kill the patient! they need to vaguepost on tumblr.com to live

This might've been REALLY obvious (either that or I'm just being delusional)

But do you think Cater Diamond was twisted from the King of Hearts???

LIKE-

AND THE HAIRSTYLES KINDA MATCH RIGHT????

tell me I'm not going crazy please

HOUSE LITERALLY GOING "oh my god, you're sleeping with me." TO WILSONS FACE AND WILSON'S FACE JUST GOING "wait he does have a point" LMFAOOOO PATHETIC ASS LOSERS JUST KISS ALREADY

LIKE WHA?????!:'@_"&-;(+) (((! ::'

My favorite musical + my favorite cartoon = 💖💖💖

“I want to peel off all my skin, if only so I could be anything other than a naked body, something horrifying instead of vulnerable. Nobody looks at a pig corpse and thinks it could be made beautiful.” - Andrew Joseph White, The Spirit Bares Its Teeth