The Spirit Bares Its Teeth. I Have Been Sobbing For Like 3 Hours Finishing That Read And I Don’t Feel

married!Hilson where House is desperately trying to convince Wilson to get divorced for three reasons:

the joy of fucking with people

the breakup sex

the second round of wedding gifts when they inevitably get remarried again

Wilson is like, "No absolutely not, why would I want—" and then House reminds him that it's a rare opportunity to see him properly dressed up in a suit and tie at their second wedding and then Wilson is immediately calling his divorce lawyer

Rejoice for coraline

Neighbours inspired

books i read in 2024:

"a dowry of blood"

s. t. gibson

rating: ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

genre: gothic, vampire, horror, lgbt

synopsis:

A lyrical and dreamy reimagining of Dracula’s brides, A DOWRY OF BLOOD is a story of desire, obsession, and emancipation.

Saved from the brink of death by a mysterious stranger, Constanta is transformed from a medieval peasant into a bride fit for an undying king. But when Dracula draws a cunning aristocrat and a starving artist into his web of passion and deceit, Constanta realizes that her beloved is capable of terrible things. Finding comfort in the arms of her rival consorts, she begins to unravel their husband’s dark secrets.

With the lives of everyone she loves on the line, Constanta will have to choose between her own freedom and her love for her husband. But bonds forged by blood can only be broken by death.

every time I see a wacky bright colour tie I think of him

that oh so cute stand he does with his hands on his hips

every time I think of a porno I think of feral pleasures

monster trucks.

ugly left handed handwriting

those dimples

when I listen to dancing queen by abba I think of him yeah I think im done

they say some stupid shit in this show

watching House md with my dad (who's a doctor) is so funny bcuz, wdym you don't see hilson??? Wdym you don't stan the ducklings?? Wdym you only watch it for the small medical inaccuracies and bcuz Hugh Laurie is a good actor????? (He's a great actor but that's not the point)

so hello. I’ve been SICK. BECAUSE OF THIS STUPID WEATHER IN FLORIDA (internal screaming btw) north people take your weather BACKKKK anyways!! here’s my picrew yuu right now just call them Vanni because I don’t know what else to call them…expect drawing of them tmr possible with ace mattering how much I want to live…and I haven’t had TikTok in like 3 days so if this seems like I’m crashing out I am..

Happy birthday white boy :D

quick sketch of the apples

my ao3 wrapped! tagged by @greghousebignaturals, template by @spicedrobot

2024 was my first year of getting back into writing fanfic since literally 5 years ago - and I only got back into it in the second half of the year (and I'll still be posting more stuff before 2024 is over lbr)

very briefly, these are the House fics I wrote this year, in chronological order:

Kill the Mood: Hilson try doing doctor roleplay during sex (and fail)

Bonk: Wilson gets a concussion :)

Don't Touch Me: Wilson hates physical contact and has a bad time

inappropriate use of hospital technology: House sends Wilson a dickpic and trans!Wilson jerks off about it

acting like a tough guy: House avoids Wilson on Valentine's Day (Wilson is very endeared by this)

sleep(less): Wilson is sleep deprived to the point of hallucinating a week after he started dating House

Slow Blink: Wilson is turned into a kitten. House is confused by cat body language

ow: trans!Wilson has period cramps

oh, and one more thing: Wilson gets hurt, House mother hens him, Wilson is a little shit

Want/Deserve/Receive: Wilson starts dating House and freaks out because he doesn't feel like he's allowed to be happy

the truth I chose to bend myself around: House accidentally takes truth serum. Nobody believes him (wip)

Tie Me Up, Pull My Leash: Wilson bets House to wear a tie and then tugs on it like a leash and they make out about it

I'm tagging @itooaminthisepisode and @oldmanffucker and @coffins-and-marbles and @defibrillism (if you wanna)

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