Today at work we were unpacking a big box, and I looked at the box and thought, huh. That box looks much smaller than me sitting on the ground, but I bet if I really scrunched down I could fit most of my body inside the box. And I had one leg fully in the box before I realized:
I am not a cat
I am work
I am wearing a nice suit and might need to appear in court later
Redrew the Jon hair timeline
I’m cramping 🤒 I hate periods sm
First post is inspired by that hc I got sent about idia seeing unhinged users, second post has some nsfw implications between Cater and Malleus so be careful with that, the Jade one with slenderman is because my friend Mal has a hc that Jade was into creepypasta, and the Epel and Ace one is from another ask I got recently
(Will be cross posted on @tsubomisno1fan !)
Book rec!!! Compound Fracture by Andrew Joseph White is so good, and I highly recommend it for all of you fellow queer teens out there(and adults!)
It’s about Miles, a trans boy from rural, republican Virginia, and his family’s blood feud with the town’s local sheriff and his family. There’s also a little paranormal aspect. Please please please read it!!! His other two books are good as well, but this is my favorite for sure.
They're both wordsmiths. They're both politicians that are good with their words, albeit in slightly different ways. The two of them working together for a common goal is LETHAL, especially when involving wordplay and manipulation (even with the negative connotations, but c'mon. When you're good with words, that's just kinda how it goes). Quackity's a conman, Wilbur a skilled writer and poet, and both of them have a history of giving speeches and otherwise public speaking skills.
That being said, they're super good at manipulating their outward presentations, particularly with how they speak to people.
The kicker?
They can't do that nearly as well with each other. They have decades behind them of manipulating their words, of pressing things into their outward shells to appear certain ways, but they just cannot hide how fucking stupid they are for one another.
Insert an old post I saw a while ago that was just "Get yourself a man who despite his lifetime of repressing his emotions can't hide how smitten he is for you." Because that is also them, both of them, at each other.
yup literally canon that's just straight up how they are
referencing the poker hc, they not only know the manipulation tactics too well, but also each other. It's just a constant "Wilbur you're not getting me to agree through affirming the consequent. We're not getting a 5th box of dino nuggies. Grow up" and "Quackity I know exactly what you're doing. You're not making me believe that doing the laundry was my idea all along." but also lots of "Wilbur you were overusing this logical fallacy already in pogtopia. i told you that then, and i'm saying it again now. it's not working" and "Quackity i know you can talk around the subject so good you made Schlatt forget that he was asking you why you smell like me, but you're not gonna distract me from the anniversary plan I clearly saw on the table and how it clearly had a 'shibari class' on it"
i love you visible brushstrokes. i love you glue warped scrapbook pages. i love you awkward poems. i love you junk journal with faded receipts. i love you poorly composed journal layout. I love you unintentionally blurry photographs. i love you asymmetrical beading. i love you curling freeform crochet. i love you fingerprints on pottery. i love you reused materials. i love you improvised instruments. i love you mistakes. i love you bravery to make it anyway. i love you creativity that hasn't been wiped clean of every drop of humanity and sanitized and commodified.
No no wait because what the FREAAAAKKK this is bad im gonna write a fic thats just a complete redo of this as someone with DID
just finished the episode of house where the patient has DID and im so disappointed because its just the "evil alter" trope OVER AND OVERRRRR
new hilson edit just dropped 🤭🤭
‼️ HEAVY SPOILERS ‼️
this took me all day to make and the audio is still slightly out of sync but that's ok
(pls interact with this post on @w3mb13r on tiktok, i forgot to mention i posted it there 💀💀)