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I am cringe but I am free, grab your popcorn the girls are fighting :3

did dps yesterday, doing house this time

– vic

my mum just called "scrolling on Tumblr" "scrumbling"

so hello. I’ve been SICK. BECAUSE OF THIS STUPID WEATHER IN FLORIDA (internal screaming btw) north people take your weather BACKKKK anyways!! here’s my picrew yuu right now just call them Vanni because I don’t know what else to call them…expect drawing of them tmr possible with ace mattering how much I want to live…and I haven’t had TikTok in like 3 days so if this seems like I’m crashing out I am..

[VIDEO AND PHOTOS TAKEN: SEPTEMBER 24TH, 2024 | Video and Image IDs: A video and two photos of a red/orange and black rusty spider wasp digging rapidly through sandy soil, covered in grains of sand /End IDs.]

Tachypompilus ferrugineus, the rusty spider wasp! This lovely lady is preparing a burrow for her young :]

Redrew the Jon hair timeline

my friend put a big dumb bow on my seb plush when giving it as a present

No no wait because what the FREAAAAKKK this is bad im gonna write a fic thats just a complete redo of this as someone with DID

just finished the episode of house where the patient has DID and im so disappointed because its just the "evil alter" trope OVER AND OVERRRRR

just finished the episode of house where the patient has DID and im so disappointed because its just the "evil alter" trope OVER AND OVERRRRR

I cant get over how Wilson will literally change his personality based on the person he’s trying to comfort. With his wives and girlfriends he’s soft and gentle, with his friends (Cuddy) he’s comforting but honest, with House he’s blunt but he lets House talk. He’s mastered the art of caring for other people so well, but would he honestly let anyone do that for him?

hehe haw i think you can actually see Sebastian this time and hes not blended to hell n back !!!

tried to stay on model with a few additions, no color pallet with random colors this time

Reblog if you think public libraries are important and should be maintained.

Hey, no homo, but I am sitting on the broken swing set out back in the perfect, quiet, 2:00am blackness and picturing the softness of your voice and the darkness of your eyes with such perfect and terrible clarity that it feels like I'm choking on my own heartbeat.

YES

Were anyone else’s parents a big fan of a certain musician and decided to name their kid after said musician or was that just my parents

God I fucking hate Olaf the snowman so fucking much holy shit. Holy shit, every frame he's in, every scene, every gif, every jpeg, he's got this painfully vacant, stupid as shit, fuckass look on his stupid lumpy face. Absolutely no part of his ugly as sin piece of shit character design is endearing. His stupid fucking legs? Who the hell makes a snowman with legs. His dumb flaily fucking twig arms? His shitty, lumpy bastard head? The three thousand percent unnecessary dumbass shitass fucking SNOW BUCK TOOTH that no snowman has EVER FUCKING HAD IN tHE HISTORY OF GOD'S GREEN FUCKING EARTH? God, I hate him. I hate him so much. So FUCKING much. Every time I see a stuffed toy Olaf or an Olaf gif or a shitty goddamn commercial, it ignites my primal rage response and I'm overcome by the need to punt this shitty little homunculus into the fucking sun. "Bhurr blur, I'm Olaf the fuckshit snow fucker, I like warm hugs". Fuck you. Fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you. You look like Tow Mater summoned a patronus. Your dumb fucking twig hair makes your whole shitty head look like a hairy skin tag. I hate your dumb fucking lumpy carrot nose and your stupid, empty googly eyes and your over-the-top goofy ass upbeat asshole personality. Any scene he's sad it invokes all the wrath and fury of a spoiled child having a meltdown over a chocolate bar in a w*lmart checkout line. And I know its irrational. That's the worst part. I know he's just a shitty fucking side character in a stupid fucking children's movie, I know it doesn't matter, I know I shouldn't care. But that's part of the problem. The part where no matter the might and fury of my hatred, the locus of my homicidal intent is alltogether inconsequential. I find myself laying awake in the dark in the early hours of the morning consumed by the spirit of Wrath itself, all the force and might of a flaming hurricane directed at a bottle of piss in a ditch by the highway. The absurdity of it all burns me to my core. What better things could this energy be directed towards? And yet my disdain for this stupid, useless, insubstantial failure of endearing character design utterly eclipses the intrigue of all other pursuits. I hate him. I hate him on a level of my mind reserved for the worst of the world's array of sinners, and I can't even begin to justify it. Shitstick the snow dick is, for all intents and purposes, the animated corpse of all of humanity's saccharine pretenses- every condescending, passive-aggressive statement of meaningless upper middle class suburban drama distilled into a single, hateable form. The fucking. Fuck. I have no words. There is no cuss or epithet in any language that can encapsulate the height of the emotions I am experiencing. God, I hate him so much. I hate him so, so fucking much. I want to light his ugly little dumpster body on fire. I want to graphically beat him to death with his own stupid fucking nose. I want to punch him to death. You know that weird feeling you get, when you see a picture of something so cute you find yourself overcome with the bizarre, inexplicable urge to squeeze it? It's EXACTLY like that, except instead of cuteness it's disgust. The wordless knowledge that his existence as a fictional work is evidence of all the failures of mankind. I find myself possessed by the will of a Holy Angel gone rogue with the belief that God has made a mistake, and I alone must correct it. This is the trial by which Samael himself fell from grace. This wild, meaningless rage. A thousand blades of shining steel cast with inhuman force in the direction of a plastic grocery bag floating on a breeze. What horrors must I have committed in a past life to be plagued by this torment now? I must Unmake this fictional snowman

I came back from my finals with my personal head canon of king candy

Since I head canon that there was an original king candy before turbo took over, I decided to draw the difference between the two. The original KC was much more saturated, jolly, had sparkles to represent sugar (since me and my friend head canon that he presents more than one candy like peppermint, sugar cubes, fruit leather, butterscotch, etc) and had vanellope as his daughter. I would also think his role in sugar rush would be an assistant, helper or a guide to the player. Turbo as KC would be more desaturated at least in looks and his eyes were noticeably sunken compared to the original (basically how he was in the first movie). What they have in common is their ability to serve cunt

married!Hilson where House is desperately trying to convince Wilson to get divorced for three reasons:

the joy of fucking with people

the breakup sex

the second round of wedding gifts when they inevitably get remarried again

Wilson is like, "No absolutely not, why would I want—" and then House reminds him that it's a rare opportunity to see him properly dressed up in a suit and tie at their second wedding and then Wilson is immediately calling his divorce lawyer

I’m just going to leave this here

my ao3 wrapped! tagged by @greghousebignaturals, template by @spicedrobot

2024 was my first year of getting back into writing fanfic since literally 5 years ago - and I only got back into it in the second half of the year (and I'll still be posting more stuff before 2024 is over lbr)

very briefly, these are the House fics I wrote this year, in chronological order:

Kill the Mood: Hilson try doing doctor roleplay during sex (and fail)

Bonk: Wilson gets a concussion :)

Don't Touch Me: Wilson hates physical contact and has a bad time

inappropriate use of hospital technology: House sends Wilson a dickpic and trans!Wilson jerks off about it

acting like a tough guy: House avoids Wilson on Valentine's Day (Wilson is very endeared by this)

sleep(less): Wilson is sleep deprived to the point of hallucinating a week after he started dating House

Slow Blink: Wilson is turned into a kitten. House is confused by cat body language

ow: trans!Wilson has period cramps

oh, and one more thing: Wilson gets hurt, House mother hens him, Wilson is a little shit

Want/Deserve/Receive: Wilson starts dating House and freaks out because he doesn't feel like he's allowed to be happy

the truth I chose to bend myself around: House accidentally takes truth serum. Nobody believes him (wip)

Tie Me Up, Pull My Leash: Wilson bets House to wear a tie and then tugs on it like a leash and they make out about it

I'm tagging @itooaminthisepisode and @oldmanffucker and @coffins-and-marbles and @defibrillism (if you wanna)

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on the 11th day of christmas my mutual gave to me softcore middle aged man pornography

it’s all “ceo this” and “ceo that” but never “how’s your old man yaoi fic going?” 😓

forgot about the phrase

madeline wouldn't stop summoning the ghost of her own stillborn—

and now i'm going to rethink my whole life, thank you

RANDOMALISTIC’S TURBO/KING CANDY ANALYSIS JUST HIT ONE MILLION VIEWS 🥳

SERIOUSLY CONGRATULATIONS TO THEM!!!! THIS VIDEO IS RESPONSIBLE FOR WHY I’VE BEEN OBSESSED WITH THIS MOVIE FOR 3 MONTHS

raw. next question

Try two. - DO NOT VOTE ON THIS IF YOU ARE NOT SEMIVERBAL/SPEAKING

[pt: try two. - do not vote on this if you are not semiverbal/speaking]

(can vote if was previously semi speaking but regressed to nonspeaking.)

Please rb for bigger sample size , even if ur not semiverbal!

if you voted on the original post please vote again on this I'm so sorry for the screw up T^T

also I cannot respond to comments for some god forsaken reason, if you have questions please put them in a rb and I will answer them

Bonfire lit

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This might've been REALLY obvious (either that or I'm just being delusional)

But do you think Cater Diamond was twisted from the King of Hearts???

LIKE-

AND THE HAIRSTYLES KINDA MATCH RIGHT????

tell me I'm not going crazy please