Danny: Kiss The Prettiest Person In The Room Right Now!

Jorel: Fuck you

Danny: Is that an insult or a to do list

😂😂

Randi: Jordon! You didn’t pay the fucking power bill again, are you serious??

Charlie: *walks in strumming a guitar* When your lights don’t work like they used to before~

Randi: Jordon, shut up!

Dylan: Short people are-

Danny: *Already holding a guitar*

Dylan:...

Danny: Be careful with your next words Dylan Peter Alvarez, or they might be your last

N: would you slap your lover for two million dollars?

Leo : I would roundhouse kick Ravi for free

Randi: This year, I lost my dear husband, Jordan.

Jordan: [in the distance] Quit telling everyone I’m dead!

Randi: Sometimes, I can still hear his voice.

Hongbin: When I was born, God said, "He's too beautiful for this world."

Hakyeon: Oh please. When you were born, Satan said, "Finally, some competition!"

Johnny: Why aren't you in your room?

Ava: I SAW A SPIDER IN THERE

Boyfriend: (puts on Bang Bang) (turns off before chorus)

Me: YOU CAN’T TURN IT OFF BEFORE THE CHORUS

Boyfriend: (sings) this song could end inside a moment…

Me: (tries not to laugh but that’s pretty good. Angrily posts to Tumblr).

N: ok but did you have to slap him?

Leo: you weren't there, you didn't hear what he said

N: what did he say?

Leo: "what are you going to do? Slap me?"

N: fair enough.

hyuk: *walks in a classroom very shyly*

hyuk: h-hi, i am a new student, han sanghyuk and you are?

hongbin: questioning my sexuality