N-stans: HAKYEON! I WANNA HAVE YOUR CHILDREN!

Danny: “I must crack open a cold one, but I have no boys.”

Dylan: “You require the milkshake.”

Jorel: I don’t accept kisses from men and anyone who dares kiss me will suffer dire *Danny kisses his nose* ….uh…consequences

HU :…

Jorel: Anyone except Danny

Dylan: listen. there’s something i need to get off my chest.

Anna: is it your shirt? jesus fucking christ please say yes.

Jordan: why are you naked?

Danny: I don’t have any clothes

Jordan: sure you do

Jordan, opening and looking through Danny’s closet: You have shirts, jeans, sweaters, hi Jorel, tank tops…

Ravi, skateboarding in their dorm: 'sup heteros

Hakyeon: The fuck did you just call me

Asia: Did you eat all the powdered donuts?

Johnny: (mouth full of food) No...

Asia: Then what's that on your pants?

Johnny: That's cocaine.

Dispatch: *following Leo*

Boss: any news???

Dispatch: he's choking Ken.

Yoongi in fics :- I’ll have black coffee ☕️, with no sugar and no cream.

Yoongi in real life :- can’t even drink espresso XD

Hongbin: When I was born, God said, "He's too beautiful for this world."

Hakyeon: Oh please. When you were born, Satan said, "Finally, some competition!"