We're Cooked

noooo dont you insult my boys pompadour!!

Groose being the first Gerudo and Ganondorf being a victim of Demise’s Curse as a result of Groose’s contributions in taking Demise down is so fucking funny because I can easily see Demise, the asshole who was a sore enough loser to curse two teenagers into an endless reincarnation because he couldn’t accept defeat, being petty enough to curse Groose’s entire fucking bloodline because he was so mad this idiot with a shitty hairdo played a crucial part in his defeat especially when he wasn’t even supposed to be there in the first place.

I was at day 2 but OH BOY did it scare me when i realized that they were crumbling EVERY CHAPTER by day 10

Where were you when you realized that the archways were crumbling

I'll go first! I was in my bed and let out a literal yell of surprise because I realized the Heralds didn't have faces anymore. They were almost completely eroded, I couldn't even tell which effigy was which.

i hate moash

We love Szeth

You know who could fix America? Szeth son son vallano.

Its what all those gacha kid main characters drank

"In the first vial there is a pure demonic essence, and in the second there is pure angelic essence-" Without letting them finish, you mix both vials and drink the mixture.

the story is LITERALLY falling apart

he looks like mr electric