#Magnus Archives #Jon's Just A Poor Little Man

#horror haiku

Im sorry, WHAT?! OH GOD OK.

I ... this could go good, this could go bad. Also, shouldn't he be like ... 8 at max?

Assuming the battle of Lothal took place arpund Rogue 1 and or just before the battle of Yavin. Endor took place 4 ABY and mando was 5 years after that. Assuming maybe a year has taken place between the start of Mando and the start of Ahsoka, and assuming Twileks have a similar gestation period to humans. Hes like 9 max.

WHAT IS A 9 YEAR OLD DOING IN THE MIDDLE OF A POSSIBLE WAR?

Also, mad respect, because that means Hera did the rebellion PREGNANT and a MOM TO A NEWBORN, which ... damn girl mad fuckin respect.

WAKE UP BABE NEW JACEN SYNDULLA POSTER DROPPED

#heritage post #youre welcome #posts that should have 10k notes

Are fedoras really that bad?

YES YES THEY ARE

Not to mention, in every country, there will be a way of getting testosterone. The steroid trade for gym bros is everywhere. Genuinely just ask your local gym rat where he gets his, or have a male friend of yours do so.

The trick is monitoring your dose, but hote take, having risky access is better than no access at all. Stay safe and do what we must to survive.

Hihiiii so my country just recently banned testosterone treatment for new patients ^^ people who are already receiving treatment are allowed to keep it up for now, but places offering treatment cannot take on new patients. This sucks for me because I haven't reached 18 yet and this way I won't have legal access to hrt. How big of a medical risk would I be exposing myself to if I got hrt through trusted but not legal and therefore not as regulated (?) testosterone?

the risk is that its a federal crime and its diy hormones. do you have a way of tracking your levels ?

Saving for later

Halloween is the perfect time to read the incredible works of Emily Carroll, my absolute favorite horror cartoonist and storyteller. You can read many of her works free on her website!

I especially love His Face All Red, The Groom, The Hole the Fox Did Make, and Out of Skin.

I cannot over-recommend Carroll’s short story collection Through the Woods, which is one of the best works of fiction (horror or otherwise) I’ve ever read. If you can, get a copy from your local library or bookstore!

Got to go, it’s Halloween and I’m spending my evening sitting in the dark, drinking hot chocolate, re-reading these spooky comics while the wind rattles at the windows.

Horror

#apparently the entire bee movie script was spammed #amazing

TechCrunch

Missouri trans 'snitch form' down after people spammed it with the 'Bee Movie' script

Concerned citizens armed with fanfiction and the "Bee Movie" script took down a government-run website in Missouri.

Good.

Oh god they know

Heres to one hell of a crossover fic!

Waking Up on the Wrong Side of the Bed

Phil steps aside and lets the skull-man lead him into the little house, where he takes one of the many picture frames off the wall. “Here,” he says, handing it to Phil. “Look. This is us—me, Chayanne, and Phil. My Phil.” Phil takes the frame, and sure enough, the photo inside shows the skull-man, Chayanne, and a man that looks…yeah, almost exactly like him. Granted, his hair is shorter, his striped hat has a wider brim, he’s actually dressed for the weather, and from what Phil can tell, his wings are undamaged and preened. Most of all, though, the Philza in the picture looks…he looks happy. Very happy. He’s holding Chayanne on his hip and he has a wing draped around the skull-man’s shoulders. La Familia Minecraft-Sinfonia, says the bottom of the frame, carved in flowing script. All three of them are smiling.

Or, self indulgent dsmp crossover where I chuck c!Phil into qsmp. What will happen? Your guess is as good as mine!

Archive Warnings: NONE!

Status: 3,660 words, 1/? chapters

Fandom(s): QSMP, DSMP

Characters (more to be added): c!Philza, q!Philza, Missa, Chayanne, Tallulah

Relationships (more to be added): Philza & Missa, Philza & Missa & Chayanne & Tallulah

Additional Tags (more to be added): Crossover, Grief/Mourning, Fluff and Angst, Dead c!Technoblade, Avian Philza, Humanized Eggs, Nonverbal Eggs, Talking (so much talking), Video Game Mechanics (inventories and comms my beloveds)

✨✨REBLOGS GREATLY APPRECIATED✨✨

HAPPY READING :D

GET THEIR ASS