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This is the perfect moment for Vine to do the funniest thing possible

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dan’s threats to roblox children as the super graphic modern girl intro because what planet is this man from

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(with the intro to super graphic modern girl by chappell roan playing in the background)

Dan: I'm gonna dox you, I'm gonna find you, I'm gonna fi— I’m gonna fie up ah you ut. Beanie, Smeb, DeluxeRose, Love2Y, Fatal Toxin, Biscuit Queen, I'm gonna, I'm gonna break your biscuits, I'm gonna crumble your biscuits into my tea and I'm just gonna drop the tea on the floor. What does this tell you about people, that taste is objective—

Phil: maybe they’re vegan

—and no matter how hard you work, no one will appreciate you, because life is just about the privilege that you get born with.

Phil: I think you were born this way.

NEVER CHANGE.

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Previously on Dan and Phil: 2016 ↳ [ Dan / Phil / DAPG / DAPShop ]

this is a long shot BUT

I have a Silver VIP Pre-Show ticket for the Fort Lauderdale show for sale at FACEVALUE. I was able to snag a Gold and want to get this ticket to someone who really wants it. I am asking for exactly what I paid for it. I will facetime or video call on discord to confirm and transfer! Please, please, please send me a message or share this to your friends! I want this ticket to go to a real phannie and not some reseller 🥲

leading up to the phard phaunch I am going to post increasingly ridiculous theories of how it’ll happen. first up:

phil posts his q&a vid, almost the whole video is normal until the very last question. it’s an anon that says “will you marry me” phil reads it out rolls his eyes and calls out “dan i know you sent this.” dan comes on camera, phil says “u can’t ask me this” dan says “why not” (petulantly) phil says “we’re already married you can’t ask me again” dan flips him off and there is a ring on his left ring finger. End Scene.

What Dan & Phil Text Post Each Other (24/?)