Fluster The Spaghetti

Richie: [holding his new born son] He’s so beautiful.

Doctor: We’re gonna have to give him some shots.

Richie: Oh hell yeah pour up it’s his fucking birthday.

Richie: Hey did you know that the singular of spaghetti is spaghetto?

Eddie: …

Richie: …

Eddie: …

Richie: …

Eddie: …

Richie: (inhales)

Eddie: Don’t-

Richie: E D D O S P A G H E T T O

Eddie: END ME. END ME NOW.

And then Sonia had a stroke.

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Has this being done yet? Yes? No? Whatever. I am, once again, very proud of my stupidity.

i took a deeper dive into the racism in the film industry, the hair and makeup aspects of it.

My sister was watching Eclipse with me and at this scene...

She says “He looks like he’s laughing in slow-mo”

Jacob isn’t in pain...he’s

🌸✨🧚🏻Laughing 🧚🏻✨🌸

Not my gif

Eddie: You’re the moon because you’re really pale, and deep down you’re dark.

Richie:

Eddie: And I’m the sun because I’m bright, and happy.

Richie: You’re the sun because no one wants to fucking look at you directly.

Do new ace people these days know about black rings?

This is gonna happen in Chapter 2 right

VAMPIRE

Now ask me the most basic question.

What. Do. We. Eat?!?!?

LISTEN UP AGAIN KIDS STOP REBLOGGING THIS FUCKING GARBAGE POST. IT IS 100% FUCKING BULLSHIT AND CAN AND MOST DEFINITELY WILL LITERALLY KILL. DO YOU NOT SEE WARNING LABELS THAT SAY “DO NOT INDUCE VOMITING”? THEY AREN’T FUCKING AROUND. YOU CAN FUCKING BURN THEIR ESOPHAGUS BY CAUSING VOMITING, CAUSE CHOKING, DROWNING, OR MAKE IT WORSE! AGAIN DO NOT FORCE ANYTHING DOWN ANYONE’S THROAT. THEY. CAN. DROWN. IF SOMEONE IS LOSING CONCIOUSNESS ALL THE CHIT CHAT IN THE WORLD WILL NOT PREVENT IT AT THAT POINT THEY ARE IN SERIOUS DANGER. “Buuut i don’t wanna take them to the hospital!!!” WELL SUNSHINE GLAD YOU’D RATHER HAVE A DEAD FRIEND THAN A LIVING ONE BUT YOU’RE IN LUCK CALL FUCKING POISON CONTROL. THEY ARE NOT THE COPS. THEY WILL HELP YOU. AND IF THEY SAY GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL YOU GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL. NO EXCUSES. 0. NONE. I have seen this shit cross my dash SO MANY TIMES so PLEASE fucking reblog this and prevent some well meaning idiot from accidentally killing someone they love!