Richie: well I’m Richie, short for Richard. How about we call you Eds, short for Eddie?
Eddie: Eddie is already short for Edward dumbass
@eddiespaghetti0
Richie: man I really like Eddie
Richie: I better show him how much he means to me
Richie: *sends him a meme at 3am*
@eddiespaghetti0 omfg. I’m going to also soB. And you already deal with my mess so it’s fine
Commission drawn by @casanovakevin 💝
ummmmm....HEWWO.....
And then Sonia had a stroke.
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Has this being done yet? Yes? No? Whatever. I am, once again, very proud of my stupidity.
hey tumblr, finished a drawing that took me a few days tommy just chilling
everyone who reads this post will get some big spicy joy within 24 large minutes (hours)
dollar store got wise and started charging for broom handles and the broom head, trying to charge me $5 for the whole deal, 3 for the handle and 2 for the head.
i said fuck that because while they thought they were getting smart, they were dumb enough to write that they had over 1500 different products on the front of the store, which tells me that the cashier who works for close to minimum wage is n e v e r checking up on what each individual item costs and how it’s sold
so i put the broom handle and matching head together and kept my hand on the handle, a subtle move to hide the second barcode, saving me three dollars, and the confidence to walk out like i own the place
Eddie: bonne nuit mon pomme de tere
Richie: but... I don’t speak baguette...
Eddie: it means goodnight my potato
Richie: I’m your potato
Eddie: s-sHuT Up